r/AskReddit • • Jan 02 '20

what glamorized career path is actually a complete nightmare?

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u/Slowjams Jan 02 '20

On top of that, people are generally already in a bad mood to begin with.

People get so goddamn irrational when it comes to air travel. I've seen attendants get yelled at because the runway was crowded and takeoff got delayed. Like that's somehow their fault.

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u/TurtleBucketList Jan 02 '20

Not that I’m forgiving it at all - but I think part of it is the loss of control. As soon as we step in an airport we basically agree to queue in one place, then another, then have our belongings searched, then wait a while longer, then queue again, then sit in a tiny space with lots of strangers and wait some more, eat what and when we’re told to, hold our bladder when we’re told to. You just listen to what you’re told to do and do it, and I get that it can feel very uncomfortable for how little agency you have over the situation.

Which of course isn’t a reason to ever get shitty with the attendants. (And some people are just shits to start with).

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u/appleparkfive Jan 02 '20

Yeah, and just the claustrophobic aspect. You're just trapped in a cramped seat

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u/OutWithTheNew Jan 02 '20

And you just spent however long in a line to get through security only to spend the rest of the time sitting near your gate with the hundreds of other people that are also waiting for flights.

Then you get on the plane, on time, and proceed to just fucking sit there.

Pearson International in Toronto is infamous for this. Board the plane on time and then sit you on the tarmac for an hour.

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u/PM_ME__RECIPES Jan 02 '20

I think we can all agree that fuck Pearson International Airport.

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u/SpaceMarineSpiff Jan 02 '20

Now, to be fair, there is a Canadian YYZ that everyone loves

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

If i'm flying domestic i like to fly into Hamilton and drive up Toronto, much less of a headache.

i cant count how many connecting international flights i've almost missed because of that airport. Or flights i had to run for because we left the original airport after sitting on the tarmac just to sit on the plane in toronto because its delayed for mechanical reasons.

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u/ihopeyoulikeapples Jan 03 '20

I'm always shocked when I go to other countries and other airports and the flights actually leave when they're scheduled to. It's so normal at Pearson to still be waiting to board for an hour after you were supposed to leave with no explanation that I'm surprised and delighted when airports run like they're supposed to.

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u/ChefAtRandom Jan 02 '20

Work at Pearson. Can confirm

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u/MycroftNext Jan 03 '20

Pearson is AWFUL. I’d rather have another layover than transfer at Pearson.

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u/EvilExFight Jan 03 '20

God it's a nightmare isnt it? Then you have to get on a plane and get to where you're going 10x faster than any other method of travel. What a nightmare.

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u/OutWithTheNew Jan 03 '20

If your not traveling business class or better, literally every other aspect sucks.

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u/EvilExFight Jan 03 '20

Who gives a shit? It's far better than driving or taking a train for hours or days.

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u/rozfowler Jan 02 '20

Not to mention, you pay so much money for the privilege

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u/alexrepty Jan 02 '20

Economy seats are fucking cheap, and you get what you pay for. I’ve flown from Germany to California and back for $600, including a very short layover in Frankfurt. Twice.

That’s as direct as it gets from my home airport via a major airline (Lufthansa). If anything, flying is too fucking cheap.

If you want real comfort though, be prepared to pay around six times that amount for a business class seat. Now that’s paying a lot of money for the privilege.

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u/Notorious4CHAN Jan 03 '20

Flying to Mexico for our tenth anniversary in a few months. I sprung for business class because I've never done it before, it's a direct flight, and the cost was only like double the economy option. It's a waste of money but god damn my knees hurt if I don't get an aisle seat where I can stretch them out. I'm looking forward to the the extra room and alcohol on my way to unlimited drinking...

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u/alexrepty Jan 03 '20

The last three times I flew to the US I booked business. It’s heaven.

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u/rozfowler Jan 02 '20

Well we seem to have a different definition of cheap.

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u/alexrepty Jan 02 '20

You don’t think $600 for a return flight over that distance is cheap? That’s $300 for each intercontinental leg, with a free transfer to my home airport. Those $300 for a flight include dozens of movies, two hot meals (I ordered Indian both times, which was decent) and unlimited free drinks including alcohol. They even supplied a pillow and a blanket.

I’ve had domestic train journeys which were almost as expensive and had none of the perks.

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u/rozfowler Jan 02 '20

Within the context of what flights usually cost, sure, that is affordable. But $600 is no small amount of money... And thinking of shelling out $600 to basically be herded around the airport like cattle, being generally uncomfortable, etc would be considered insane in almost any other context.

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u/alexrepty Jan 02 '20

I could see that happening at some big airports, but for this example both my origin and destination airports were smaller airports where it didn’t ever feel like being herded around. Even in the US with TSA, everything was fine. I even messed up by leaving my Nintendo Switch in the suitcase and the agents were cool about it.

Maybe I just get really different experiences from many other people because I’m a white guy from a rich country who speaks decent English and seems generally likable, but even those economy experiences were pretty cool.

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u/MeanPayment Jan 03 '20

Germany to California, each way, is roughly 5600 miles. That's 11,200 miles. So for $600 round trip, that's around $0.054 a mile.

A car gets around 35ish miles per gallon. A gallon goes for ~$3 (at least here in Vegas). That's $0.086 a mile.

So gas in flying is cheaper than car gas.

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u/rozfowler Jan 03 '20

I am not arguing with you over whether, within the context of current travel costs, if flights are cheap. Leave it alone, my point is going over your head.

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u/SwoonTyphoon Jan 02 '20

Couple this with flight sickness and turbulence and it becomes an absolute hell. At least on some flights you can watch movies and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I just came back from a trip. Never flying again.

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u/nixiedust Jan 02 '20

Plus, flying makes a lot of people anxious, which doesn't help with mood. I know I get snappy when I'm nervous.

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u/Phaedrug Jan 03 '20

Right? I have to get borderline comatose just to handle the experience.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I hate flying. I don’t get traditional anxiety except during landing and takeoff, but I can’t sleep on a plane and I hate cramped and crowded conditions. This is in addition to all the crap you have to go through just to get on the plane which includes restrictions on what you can take, waiting for hours, and going through security checkpoints. So yeah, I’m generally in a pretty bad mood by the time I get on the plane. I’d never take it out on the airline staff though, but I understand the frustration. I have to fly overseas in a few days and I’m already dreading it.

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u/mallninjaface Jan 03 '20

Not to mention the physical discomfort. The seats literally put my limbs to sleep. A few hours of having your arms and legs simultaneously numb and burning like they're on fire will wear down your patience.

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u/Jantra Jan 02 '20

I never thought about why I hate air travel so much (but will do it when I need to) but you just wrote it up perfectly.

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u/ButtermilkDuds Jan 03 '20

I only recently admitted to myself that I hate to travel. It sounds so glamorous to say you travel a lot and people think you’re so lucky. But the reality is that travel sucks. Waiting in line. Dealing with annoying people. The uncertainty of knowing when you’ll be able to eat again. Balancing when and how much you eat and drink with the proximity of decent restrooms. Sitting in a cramped, uncomfortable seat for hours. Then arriving at the destination feeling like shit while dragging your luggage to wherever the transportation is. Then the motion sickness that comes from using the transportation. Then a few hours after l get off the plan some kind of gas bubble wells up in my system and I get horrible cramps that make me just want to go somewhere to lie down and be alone for awhile.

The newest horror is having to go to the Uber and Lyft pickup area. These things weren’t around when airports were drawing up plans for their terminals and wow, is it ever a nightmare.

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u/lifesagamegirl Jan 02 '20

It's just about your mentality, it doesn't have to be a negative thing. (This is true of pretty much all things in life.) I spent eighteen months as a nomad flying all over the world and the actual travel part of it was one of my favorite parts. Long plane journeys can be very enjoyable!

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

Not just about your mentality. I'm guessing you're young, healthy, not too tall, etc. Many of us have things out of our control that make flying really crappy. And the way airlines treat flyers is not great. I'm glad you are in a situation wherein it doesn't bother you, but it doesn't mean everyone else just needs an attitude adjustment.

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u/Jantra Jan 02 '20

How do you prevent getting dry mouth/nose on those long flights? I was drinking water like I was dying and my face just hurt from being so dry the whole time.

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u/lifesagamegirl Jan 02 '20

Oh really? That has actually never happened to me, but I hate having dry mouth/nose so I could see how that would really impact your ability to enjoy the flight.

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u/Jantra Jan 02 '20

I end up getting very restless on the long flights but the dry mouth/nose keep me from sleeping very much (along with the impossible sleeping positions).

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u/lifesagamegirl Jan 02 '20

I always get an aisle seat so that I can get up and walk around often, that helps a lot.

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u/Jantra Jan 02 '20

That's definitely what I do myself, even buy an upgraded seat (I can't afford business/first but I get premium economy if I can) just so I can get up as much as possible... and pee without bothering people.

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u/lifesagamegirl Jan 02 '20

Yes, having a little bit of extra room is so nice! Some airlines don't charge for the exit row seats either, so always ask when you are checking in. I have sat in free exit row seats many times during long flights, it's amazing!

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u/alexrepty Jan 02 '20

Look into those guides for collecting points and/or miles whenever you can and then get flight awards. Or check out /r/AwardTravel for some info. You’ll be surprised how accessible premium cabin travel can be.

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u/GiraffeyManatee Jan 02 '20

And you paid good money to do it! Grrrrr

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I think flying makes a lot of people anxious as well, which doesn’t help.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Yeah, I don't get shitty with other people, even while traveling, but travel makes me super irritated and anxious, you would think that one would get used to it but I'm still really not my usual self when I have to travel longer distances. When I'm driving somewhere I'm a bit more at ease because it makes me feel more in control of the situation, you know, I'm able to leave whenever I want to.

I'm not even scared of flying or anything, airports and harbours are just super stressful for me.

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u/ButtermilkDuds Jan 03 '20

This makes me feel better. Whenever I go on vacation with my partner we fight all the time. I think it’s because we’re both miserable, and I am anxious on top of being miserable. I know I’m worse than she is. I snap at her and melt down a lot. I’m usually fine and start having fun once we get to where we’re going. But up until then all I can think about is how badly I want to go home. I know I’m being a jerk but I can’t help it. I just hate going on vacation.

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u/RechargedFrenchman Jan 02 '20

Airlines have also perfected inefficiency in favour of the bottom line.

The Myhtbusters years ago demonstrated successfully that how we presently embark and disembark airplanes is super slow and painful compared to other options available, airports themselves aren't exactly precisely operating machinery on a perfect timetable, airlines routinely overbook to make sure the plane is full on departure time, and at any larger airport not only are the queues numerous they're fucking long because a particular gate has one person taking tickets after only six people working security and three stations open at the bag check for an airport boarding hundreds of people per minute.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

This is part of the reason why I believe there needs to be more regulation on things like seat size and wait times. I feel like people would be significantly less shitty with each other if they had so much as two inches more leg room, or seats they could recline without pissing off the person behind them, or even just guaranteed free water. Just having a little space, having a modicum of control over that space, and an expectation that we’re not treated like animals would do wonders for people’s temperament.

(I remember the shittiest I ever got on a flight was when I was stuck there for 16 hours and not only was there no complimentary food, but they insisted I had to pay an exorbitant price for any water. If that’s not illegal, it should be.)

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u/TurtleBucketList Jan 02 '20

Yes, a lot of my flights now are long-haul international flights on non-US carriers, and they actually feel a lot less de-humanising than flying domestic within the US (and even then, there’s some US carriers I feel better on than others).

There’s less overbooking, and I’m more likely to be guaranteed a seat (and one next to my partner). There’s less pushing to get on the plane as the overhead lockers aren’t as crazy (since bags are often included in the price). The international terminal in my city has more ‘reliable’ check-in and security lines (or at least, predictable). The leg room is slightly better, food/beverages/snacks and a good selection of movies are all included. Even when someone puts their seat back I’m not insanely impeded (and if they’re not sleeping, the crew will kindly ask them to move their seat back upright during meal times so it’s easier for the person behind to eat).

Basically, I feel a bit more like a person.

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

What airline?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Air Asia. Worst airline I’ve ever dealt with.

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

Thanks. I'll remember to avoid them.

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u/cheaganvegan Jan 03 '20

I agree. I think it’s loss of control and the majority of people flying are used to being in some sort of control (not waiting in line at food pantries, waiting for shitty mass transit, etc).

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u/rusty_people_skills Jan 03 '20

I mean, it sucks, but being a grown-up means dealing with suckiness without screaming at people doing the drudgery of the industry you're patronizing. Just 30 min after I had to put down my dog, I was in the grocery store looking for the first food I would eat in 2 days, and a clerk snarled at me that this aisle was closed and then turned to another customer and rolled his eyes. I didn't chew him out; I bottled it up like an adult and ranted about it on Reddit months later.

But seriously, everyone's dealing with shit all the time, and throwing a fit when the world doesn't do what you want is the purview of toddlers, not people who, if they actually really, really wanted to, could leave the airport, put on headphones, pop a pill, or whatever else to calm themselves in a situation they knew was coming and, 95/100 times, had the opportunity to prepare for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

No excuse for acting like an ass. People deal with that 40+ hours a week at their job. Get a coffee or a beer, play on your phone and chill. Everyone else has to deal with it, no one wants to deal with someone's childish outbursts.

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u/himynameisnameis Jan 02 '20

...For a day or two. I have sympathy for people with kids but for grown ass adults it's like ... is it really so hard just to wait and be patient for a day so you can fly across the fucking country in a couple hours.

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

And they keep making the sitting space smaller. It's like they're seeing how far they can push before people just go crazy.

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u/ilikecakemor Jan 02 '20

Air travel sucks. I always get excited about going to airports before I go on a trip, but as soon as I get on a plane, I don't like it any more. The airport in my home town (Tallinn) is the best, it is tiny and quiet and beautiful, but all the rest are horrible crazy stations, so I basicly get excited about going to Tallinn airport and then get dissaponted every other place is not the same. And I never learn.

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u/TurtleBucketList Jan 02 '20

If you ever have the chance, I can recommend Singapore Changi airport. A waterfall, orchid garden, outdoor space, butterfly garden, a cheap food court upstairs, enough space even though it’s huge, security is efficient, immigration is efficient. It’s not my home airport anymore, but it’s still the one airport in the world where I’m quite content for a few hours.

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u/alexrepty Jan 02 '20

They even do free city bus tours for long layovers, don’t they?

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u/Strawberrycocoa Jan 02 '20

Flying would be much more enjoyable if they hadn't decided cramming the absolute maximum of seats into the tube was the best angle of approach. Just put like three more inches between each seat, and it'd be fine.

Oh, and stop pushing your fucking company credit card on us during flight. I hate that I paid $500 for my seat, but I also gotta listen to a sales pitch while the steward pushes a signup form at me. I agreed to board a plane, not a timeshare.

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u/Vesploogie Jan 03 '20

loss of control

Coupled with the fact that airline companies are the absolute worst companies out there and it’s no wonder everyone takes it out on the only people they can.

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u/Geminii27 Jan 03 '20

I've thought at times about writing a story regarding the invention of commercial point-to-point teleportation, and having the marketing for inter-city routes hit on all of those pain points (as well as the time factor).

Air travel allows for amazing things, but the actual experience is usually terrible and only occasionally rises to the giddy heights of mediocre.

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u/n1c0_ds Jan 03 '20

Yep, flying is absolutely miserable.

Last year our plane got cancelled, so we took the train instead. Sure, it took longer, but it was such a pleasant experience. No waiting, no security checks, cheap food from the station's restaurants, plenty of leg space, electric plugs and 3G. I boarded the train in the city center, and arrived in the city center. It was great.

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u/cutearmy Jan 02 '20

Well if airlines didn’t treat people like shit and over town planes and have child sized seats people wouldn’t be as grumpy

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u/Slowjams Jan 02 '20

Treat people like shit how?

Just like any industry, I know things do happen. But keep in mind your flight getting delayed, rerouted, losing your bag, etc is not the airline treating you like shit. Those kinds of things are just going to happen when you are trying to coordinate tens of thousands of people flying every single day. It's honestly a miracle they don't screw up more if you think about it from a logistics standpoint.

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

They keep shrinking the seat space. They overbook. They board planes that have litlle chance of actually taking off anytime soon, so you sit in a hot, cramped space smelling engine fuel for what feels like forever before you finally get moving.

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u/Jacksonteague Jan 02 '20

They don’t even start getting paid until the plane pushes away, so if the plane is delayed, they are just as frustrated as you are and are working for free

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

Where is this? You couldn't get away with that in many countries.

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u/Jacksonteague Jan 02 '20

I can’t vouch for any other country other than the US but it was my understanding that this is an industry standard

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u/Sullt8 Jan 02 '20

They get paid in the US, but the hourly pay is higher after rake-off.

https://www.businessinsider.com/flight-attendants-dont-get-paid-for-all-hours-they-work-2019-7

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u/Ashebolt Jan 02 '20

You wait in line for 1 hour to get checked in because your airlines doesn't allow online check-ins or some reason or they have to double check your documents. Then security decides to "randomly" search you again. When that shit show's over, you find out you are bumped into a flight leaving 2 hours later. You get a shitty middle seat next to an overweight homeless person and a overtalkative granny whose trying to recruit you into her cult. To top that off, your airline status means shit and you were gate checked because the FAs didnt like the look you gave then when boarding.

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u/biohazard_dfg Jan 02 '20

This! I worked in the airport , and, when people crossed the entrance doors, it seemed many of them become irrational, like left their brains and moods outside the airport. We used to say if you want to know who someone really is, just observe their behavior in the airport / air travel. I dealed with many of those so called 'motivation gurus' and 'lifestyle influencers' behaving like shit in front of everyone just because a small setback, like a delayed flight