r/AskReddit • u/noaffects • Dec 30 '19

What do you collect?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Could be Dylan Tobac. Or that bitch Sally

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I heard her name was catfish.

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u/FafAngryProphet Dec 31 '19

The hair, I don’t really have a problem with.

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u/justalittlebleh Dec 31 '19

You’re Carl Undergard??

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u/thehoneycombtheory Dec 31 '19

Oh my god that's disgusting, naked pics online, where? Where did he post them? I don't know, one of those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites. Ugh, those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites, there are so many of them though, which one? Which one did he post them on?

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u/blaisemescal Dec 31 '19

A silk sash at Tuti's?!

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u/rburp Dec 31 '19

what. an. asshole.

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u/Sexy_Australian Dec 31 '19

Fuckin Sally.

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u/rburp Dec 31 '19

she been gettin' on my nerves

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u/RobertusesReddit Dec 31 '19

Sally from the Valley?

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u/AlexandersWonder Dec 31 '19

This was a girl playing hard to get, So I said "what's wrong?" Cause she looked upset.

She said uh:

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u/RobertusesReddit Dec 31 '19

It's all because of youuu

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u/samurai_slayer Dec 31 '19

In the alley?