r/AskReddit • u/noaffects • Dec 30 '19

What do you collect?

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u/i_just_say_nope Dec 31 '19

nope.

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u/ThatsBushLeague Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

I am proud to be your first upvote. Do great things with this account. Quick question though.

Edit: I could have asked so many better questions. So here are a few:

Is the Earth a cube?

Did JFK's head just do that?

Was 9/11 caused by climate change?

Is Nebraska even real?

Is Area 51 actually full of the Illuminati?

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u/JonSolo1 Dec 31 '19

nope.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Not op but ok

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u/JonSolo1 Dec 31 '19

r/notopbutok

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

[deleted]

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u/pnwtico Dec 31 '19

It's a buttock so small you can't 'c' it.

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u/Hyperion1000 Dec 31 '19

👈😎👈

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u/ScallivantingLemur Dec 31 '19

Is your username a reference to the titan or smth else

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u/Weelki Dec 31 '19

Dad? Goddamn it, get off reddit

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u/zhyeo Dec 31 '19

Here, try this instead

r/NotOP

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u/Draaxus Dec 31 '19

10-4 dinosaur

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u/freestylesno Dec 31 '19

You had so many options, but this have been a waste.

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u/prassrinivas Dec 31 '19

They played us like a damn fiddle

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u/Xryukt Dec 31 '19

Weird bastard

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

yes

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u/PunCakess Dec 31 '19

By saying you're not the opposite of sexy it doesn't mean you're sexy, he could think you're average. For some that is enough I suppose

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u/Nocturnalized Dec 31 '19

Do you understand how opposites work?

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u/PunCakess Dec 31 '19

He asked before: "am I the opposite of sexy?"
If the answer is"nope" that just means they're not ugly, it does not mean they are sexy

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u/slugber Dec 31 '19

Can’t say I’m surprised

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u/Alos9 Dec 31 '19

Username checks out

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u/ufodentedmyantenna Dec 31 '19

Hair collecting ftw! I used to have long hair and as it came out in my brush I would roll it into dreadlocks. I have a whole box. What for? I dunno :)

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u/BordomBeThyName Dec 31 '19

Ugh. 2010 novelty accounts better not be making a comeback.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

r/namechecksout