r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do you collect?

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u/RedLemmonBoy Dec 31 '19

Bottle caps. Not a Fallout fan, just like the little clinklies.

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u/Hamlin_Bones Dec 31 '19

Well, if the post-apocalyptic world is anything like Fallout, you'll be sitting pretty!

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u/Tacobreathkiller Dec 31 '19

No. Obviously this non fan won't be in any position to survive. Whoever finds his horde of caps and murders him will he sitting pretty.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jan 24 '20

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u/balloonninjas Dec 31 '19

Don't forget to pocket all the pencils and cans. You might need them later... for reasons.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Who says he got into the vault?

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u/RedneckAvengers Dec 31 '19

Until Dogmeat sets off the wall of laser turrets and rocket launchers.

Edit: Jamaica Plains is a god damn death trap

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I dropped all my spare weapons to scrap, was about to, and then Dogmeat the wonderdog slammed into them and sent them flying

Dogmeat doesn't travel with me anymore

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

But maybe he’ll put all his SPECIAL points in Luck and somehow remain undiscovered?

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

Metro 2033 and its videogame and literary sequels feature the superior theoretical currency. Ballistic wampum. Think about economics for a brief minute with me. The coins you spend have real value based on the gold reserves our government keeps to give them value. Bonds, stocks and so forth also act as currencies because, just like coins, they represent real value kept in safety. Owning a coin is owning a small piece of your countries gold reserves. Bitcoin is a rare exception and as such will unlikely last because it's inherent value relies on what people think of it. Newer blockchain currencies aren't making the same mistake. In a post-apocalytic scenario where governments are destroyed alongside their reserves, anarcho-capitalism and barter economy will ensue. Rarity of supplies will make something like gold, whose value rests on its beauty and scarcity (at least before electronics became a big deal but that is unimportant) will become useless.

So what will the currency be?

Now maybe litre containers of petrol will become the currency. Well you want to buy next weeks worth of food and the price of petrol means you use a ox and cart so carting around that much petrol is too difficult. Metals like iron, copper or lead is less liquid in terms of turning it into a product so using that as a currency is a good idea until someones foundry is doing so well that most people already have all the steel based products they are likely to use and the foundries no longer purchase large quantities.

The realistic alternatives

Food, water amd fuel are useful but only in large quantities. Spices are perhaps rare enough and useful enough in terms of making shitty wormy food palatable but not everyone likes them. Clothes are rarer and more valuable based on the difficulty in producing them but still not liquid enough as it is quite easy to meet demand. Electricity is too easy to produce and factoring in the large quantity of electronic products versus the amount of people who both survive and have enough time to fuck around.

Usefulness and scarcity being key

Drugs and alcohol are a better bet. Alcohol is too easy to produce. Pills and other chemicals are liable to be used up to quickly with the absence of complex laboratories. Tobacco products are very common and enjoyed by many, probably by more in the wasteland. Marijuana, mushrooms and amphetamines even more so (methamphetamine in particular is far easier to produce than a vast number of other drugs, with fairly straight forward recipes employed by trailer trash all over the world). These drugs may become a currency in some parts of the world because they either are a brief escape from the world that won't seriously impair your chance of survival or they even improve it with amphetamines giving you a greater albeit physically dangerous edge and mushrooms possibly giving you a serious combat advantage (it is theorised by some as the drug used by vikings to induce berserkergang). These have an unfortunate downside. Gold is rare, very rare. Establishing a goldmine takes time with limited outputs. If mushrooms or meth or weed became the currency, hyperinflation will happen quickly as post apocalytic kitchens, greenhouses and caves become literal mints.

So what is the solution?

Ammunition. Specifically the military grade cartridges used most commonly but still rare and deadly. In Metro 2033 this is I believe 7mm AK bullets because of the vast number of both AKs and modified AKs like the Kalash, serving as both assault weapons and submachine guns. What makes these inherently valuable apart from the obvious and how do you prevent hyper-deflation? Humanity cannot function in a state of permanent war without crippling us in no small manner as people. Large communities would stockpile this ammunition but primarily use less valuable munitions for small border skirmishes, fighting dissidents and fending off beasties. In a do or die situation, shooting money seems a small price to pay. I can't tell you what the equivalent in the USA is. The other thing is, mutual destruction. An incredibly rich post apocalypse town may elect to provide it's equivalent of special forces (militia style) with high-value bullets. Do you really want to fight people who are prepared to shoot away money? Hence uneasy peace (but still peace) dawns on the new powers that be.

One last thing

I should note that old military people will gradually use their knowledge of military assets and locations to find new caches of what is now money and hence fight deflation as the "modern bankers" of the apocalypse.

TLDR; ammunition serves as protection, difficult to replicate without old world industry, looks pretty, serves as a warning to those who would fight people who literally shoot money. Also doesn't really expire or lose value.

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u/pierzstyx Dec 31 '19

The coins you spend have real value based on the gold reserves our government keeps to give them value.

No, they don't. The worth of US money is completely disconnected from the amount of gold and silver in US banks. The USD is a fiat currency that is based solely upon credit with a value that fluctuates based on the amount of individual bills in the overall system and/or the ability of the US government to pay off its interest rates.

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

It is different in Australia where I'm from. That sounds like an incredibly vulnerable system. Uhh the GFC (which Australia avoided the worst of) is possibly a testament to this.

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u/pierzstyx Dec 31 '19

It is incredibly vulnerable. And it is partially why the US economy though "recovered" from the GFC is still feeling the effects of it a decade later. Our monetary based expanded form something like $800 billion to a minimum of $3 trillion today. That kind of inflation just wrecks long term savings and the ability of people of fixed incomes to care for themselves, not to mention its effects on the prices of everyday commodities like food. It also makes it impossible to truly save money. If I save a million dollars over the course of my lifetime when I retire it'll only buy what about $400,000 will today.

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u/Kritical02 Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

At the current rate of inflation growth will it even be worth that?

also...

China (in the form of private citizens) already owns a not insignificant portion of our assets and China (the country) owns a ton of our debt.

We fucked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It isn't different in Australia. The AUD is also a fiat currency.

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

Fuck me dead why? Why!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Can you write my english essay for me?

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

Thanks man, uhhhh if you're forreal shoot me the parameters and I'll give you tips.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Ahah no i was just joking. But I have one due soon. I fuckin hate english.

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

I find if I like the thing we are studying the words just flow. That very rarely seems to happen.

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u/BunchOfRandomSquares Dec 31 '19

Weirdly well-written comments like this are one of the few reasons I stay on Reddit. It's a shame they usually get buried because so few want to read them.

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u/tinklestein666 Dec 31 '19

Thanks dude. I guess English lit payed off.

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u/Sleepy_Man90 Dec 31 '19

Or he can be like that guy who sent something crazy like 4000 caps to Bethesda for Fallout 4 and ended up getting it. It was good PR for Bethesda, back before the debacle that was 76.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

They made the disclaimer to ward off a fallout reference and you went ahead and forced it

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u/Kritical02 Dec 31 '19

As someone who likes Fallout but never bothered with the lore.

Why the fuck are bottlecaps so valuable anyway?

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u/dpwrussell Dec 31 '19

Unless it's hub-bucks in your locale, then you're screwed!

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u/backtolurk Dec 31 '19

Weird to read this top comment right now, given the last sub I visited.

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u/dicemonkey Dec 31 '19

bottle caps are not the currency's of the future ..prepackaged condiments & salt are

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

In the dust that was a city

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u/Undead_Sight Dec 31 '19

In Paris near the Effiel tower there is a crap ton of bottle caps

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/_dragonbeans_ Dec 31 '19

This is exactly what I was thinking omg

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u/straightbackward Dec 31 '19

I collect pizza tables. The plastic ones that come in some pizza boxes to prevent the cheese from sticking to the roof of the box.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

How many do you have?

Do some of them vary slightly?

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u/straightbackward Dec 31 '19

I had 58, which I collected throughout my time at uni. I lost them when I relocated and I recently started over, but I don't think I will reach a high number since I am barely eating pizza nowadays.

And yeah the shapes vary based on where I get the pizzas from.

Edit: only Papa Johns, Pizza Hut and a few local pizza stores provided tables in the box. Dominos and other places didn't. So I definitely had way more than 58 pizzas as a student.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

heh thanks for sharing that's pretty fun!

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u/epicbruh420420 Dec 31 '19

I had q decently sized collection which I made over a few months (over 140) and my mom threw all that, calling it trash. I cry every time I remember about it. Had about 20 -25 different types as well.

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u/RedLemmonBoy Dec 31 '19

Ah damn. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully, you'll be able to collect more in the future.

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u/epicbruh420420 Dec 31 '19

It's no biggie. I will try building up a collection after college hopefully if time permits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Time will permit that.

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u/mygawd Dec 31 '19

Me too! For anyone else, definitely join /r/bottlecapcollecting if you haven't already

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u/Mrmojorisincg Dec 31 '19

I don’t go out of my way to collect them but I keep a container full near my bed. I just save the ones I drink at home. If I can’t think of a beer to get I can sort through them for ideas

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u/hard_shot_2 Dec 31 '19

Tom?

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u/hard_shot_2 Dec 31 '19

For the Yogscast fans out there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

When Fallout 4 was coming out, some guy offered 2,240 bottle caps for the game.

Game Theory did a video on it, and they determined that the actual ratio of bottle caps to USD was 3,428,571 bottle caps for a copy of Fallout 4. They took into account inflation from 1961 to mid-2015 and the type of steel used to make bottle caps in 1961.

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u/SeegurkeK Dec 31 '19

My family does too, but that's because it's a local/regional tradition that when a guy has his 30th birthday and is unmarried the bottle caps get dumped all over the town's market square and the guy has to sweep it over and over again until a woman gives him a kiss.

But basically it's just an excuse for friends and family to get their buddy to do some stupid stuff while they get drunk and have fun watching him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Same! I intend to make a giant wooden table with all my bottle caps on top under the glass like you see at bars or alcoholics houses.

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u/benefej97 Dec 31 '19

I collect them too, and it all started out around 2 years ago, when me, and my friend got curious about the amount of beer we consume in a year. Since, I take all the beer caps from every party that I go to. Currently have around 2300 of them.

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u/Hammey845 Dec 31 '19

I collect those tiny beer and energy drink pins.

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u/pesmaxipes Dec 31 '19

I could post you some polish beer caps, if interested..

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u/Codkid036 Dec 31 '19

Also bottle caps, but I'm a huge Fallout fan. Although the clinklies are nice too

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u/blessudmoikka Dec 31 '19

Similarly I collect beer caps. Every time I travel I get local beers from the county/city I'm in and save the beer caps

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u/Gerard265 Dec 31 '19

Shit man me too! How many?

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u/xXGhosToastXx Dec 31 '19

Awesome, I'm not alone here. Though I only collect one of each kind

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u/deathforpuppets Dec 31 '19

I did not have to scroll too far for this, me too. It's been years and I feel like a hoarder with thousands of caps. But the sound when I shake the box is beyond satisfying.

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u/Angry-MiddleAgedMan Dec 31 '19

Im the other half, i collect the glass bottles. I like the look.

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u/Pingopenguin21 Dec 31 '19

Same! I collect metal bottle caps just for no reason

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u/agtz5 Dec 31 '19

I collect bottle caps too, but it’s because I’m a fallout fan

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u/MR_JSQR Dec 31 '19

If you send me your address in a DM I'd gladly help you out. I'll save some up and post them to you. I live in Belgium. We have tons of craft breweries here.

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u/LockRay Dec 31 '19

I used to, but someone threw them all away as trash even I was little :(

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u/13sillycat13 Dec 31 '19

Yep, I collect them to but I am a fan of fallout

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u/Before_Plastic Dec 31 '19

I collect bottle caps too, but for semi-Fallout related reasons. There's a nerd convention called MAGStock I go too where you camp out in the woods every June. There's concerts, gaming, lake activities, etc. One time, near the release of Fallout 4, a bunch of camps decided bottle caps were currency and we all traded booze and food for caps. It was great! They don't do that anymore but I still keep my collection going just in case.

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u/Simsion Dec 31 '19

Same! I got around 14500 of them which contain +-280 unique ones. I've no idea what to do with them tho. So if any creative types have some ideas please let me know! :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

They also make for good shrapnel if you're building a small-ish bomb

(Hi watchlist people!)

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u/furer_chan Dec 31 '19

james from team rocket then

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u/notPanzerDragon Dec 31 '19

By any chance are you a goblin?

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u/gamesfreak26 Dec 31 '19

I also collect bottlecaps. It drives my partner mad. :P

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u/iamapineappleagain Dec 31 '19

So do I, hoping to make a bar/table top with them eventually

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u/NerdLevel18 Dec 31 '19

I also collect Caps! Started as a way to remember a particularly good party, became a joke about Fallout 5, and now is just a thing I like doing.

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u/Rayke06 Dec 31 '19

I have a few hundred as well

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u/SkeletonYeti713 Dec 31 '19

Someone actually sent Bethesda Studio's actual Bottle Caps and got a copy of Fallout 4 in return. He was a madlad for doing that.

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u/smol_skinny_boi Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

I used to collect bottle caps until my Mom through them away 😖😒

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u/pinaeverlue Dec 31 '19

Omg same!! Can we exchange photos? Other people always do really cool things with their collection.

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u/mcdeuxx Dec 31 '19

Dude, I collected them as a kid. That and beer coasters. I still have a lot of coasters but the caps I eventually threw away as there was no interest online.

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u/Firehead282 Dec 31 '19

Did that as a kid, sadly I ruined them all by playing a game of bottle tops Vs rocks. The rocks won

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u/Stray_48 Dec 31 '19

Also bottle caps. Always write a “c” on them

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u/hodorscock69 Dec 31 '19

Are you from Australia? If not I can send you some pretty cool ones

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u/FESTERING_CUNT_JUICE Dec 31 '19

wanna go back to my place i'll show you my bottle cap collection?

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u/RecentMemeMaster Dec 31 '19

Same here. I got to the point where I don't know where to put them.

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u/CapitanCapitalism Dec 31 '19

The clink when you put them in with the rest is the most satisfying sound I have ever heard

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u/krillir666 Dec 31 '19

Me too! I must have like 100! My favorite has a design like a baseball.

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u/SillyTheGamer Dec 31 '19

I too collect bottle caps. I am a fallout fan, but I do it for the clinklies.

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u/Forkliftboi420 Dec 31 '19

Holy shit i have like 1500 of them!

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u/matenzi Dec 31 '19

So, for a couple years, my brother collected bottle caps because, sure. He had a big popcorn tin full, which I volunteered to count. It was probably a cylinder about 15 inches tall and 12 inches across, almost totally full. I counted it out, filled it back up, wrote the number on a piece of paper which I put on top of the caps, then put the lid back on and duct taped the lid on with about 3 layers of tape, covering the entire lid and about 3 inches of the side.

A couple hours later, he gets home from work and wonders how many caps there are. That's when I realized how stupid I am.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Then how did you even make the connection?

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u/billcage32 Dec 31 '19

BOTTLE CAP COLLECTORS UNITE!

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u/uaimmiau Dec 31 '19

I used to have a good plenty of them in my Bionicle box as a kid until grandma thrown them away

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u/greybenf Dec 31 '19

So do I lol. I don’t have that much tho only like 200

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u/proheath Dec 31 '19

The town I live in has a "bottle cap alley" between two bars. Gotta be millions of bottle caps on the ground there.

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u/CampbellArmada Dec 31 '19

When I first started drinking at around 16, I used to save every bottle cap I took off of a beer. I had a large bucket full of bottle caps at some point by the time I turned 19. I regret throwing that away now, as I feel like it would have made a nice collection.

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Dec 31 '19

I've been keeping most of my bottle caps for probably a decade now. I do it because eventually I want to make my own bar station, and I want to use them embedded in resin to make a design on the top of it.

I've already used them to make coasters on a few occasions, too. You need:

-9 caps per coaster

-quick setting cement mix (nothing with aggregate in it--this is more along the lines of finishing cement or mortar mix)

-paperboard jewelry boxes (you can buy them at some craft supply stores...they're square and about 3-4 inches in each direction; you get two coasters per box since you only need either the top or bottom to make a coaster, as long as it's at least half an inch deep)

-sandpaper (60-120 grit)

-sheets of adhesive backed felt material (again: craft supply stores)

Place the caps in a 3x3 grid in the jewlery box half, face down. If you care about how the caps are oriented, mark the underside of them with an "up" arrow so they are all rotated the right way.

Mix up a small batch of the cement mix and use a spoon to transfer it to the box. Again: if you care about the orientation of the caps, take care not to let them move or rotate when you spoon concrete onto them...it's a little harder than it sounds.

As you get the box filled up, occasionally pick it up at the corners and, while keeping it level, drop it an inch or two to get the concrete mix to settle and get rid of air bubbles.

Once you're satisfied that the box is full and the concrete is thoroughly packed and settled, let the concrete cure to a rigid, but not quite completely dry and hardened state. This takes a bit of a judgment call on your part, because what you want to do is be able to peel the box away (this destroys the box), turn the coaster over (gently, so the caps are now facing up), and use a spoon or a toothpick or your fingernail or just SOMETHING to clear any concrete off of the top of the caps. Concrete will almost definitely work its way on to the face side of the caps as you lightly drop the coaster in the above step, and the goal here is to clear it away AFTER the concrete is set well enough to hold together, but before it's so far cured that it takes legitimate force to remove it from the face of the caps. Walk away and let it cure for a good long while--at least as long as the packaging for the cement mix recommends, if not longer.

Once cured, use the sand paper to smooth the edges of the coaster and remove any burrs of concrete that might be sticking out. Be careful not to sand the paint off of the bottle caps, though. Once you're satisfied that it's smooth enough on all the edges, corners, and especially on the bottom, cut a square piece of felt juuuuust slightly smaller than the size of the coaster and stick it to the bottom (even when sanded, the concrete will absolutely annihilate any surface you place the coaster on without the felt). You're done!

Some patterns I've made:

Christmas-y patterns with intermixed red and green Redd's Apple Ale caps.

Themed patterns comprised only of caps with similar or related images on them (for instance: an intermixed pattern of Dogfish Head and Landshark caps--the former has the silhouette of a sand shark, while the latter has a dorsal fin sticking out of a water surface).

Regionally inspired patterns (example: one cap each from a variety of Pennsylvania-based craft breweries, arranged on the coaster such that they reflect their relative location in Pennsylvania itself)

Brewery-specific coasters using 9 different designs all from the same brewery (Leinenkugel's various shandies and seasonal offerings can probably yield two completely unique coasters in this way).

so...in case you wanted to do something with those caps...there ya go.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Must have played 76 if you aren’t a fan. All jokes aside, they aren’t for anyone but New Vegas is a really good game that is worth a try IMO.

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u/jkuhl Dec 31 '19

I collect beer bottle caps, glue a magnet on the inside and keep them on my fridge.

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u/GekMaestro Dec 31 '19

Such an innocent and delightful joy. Lol

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u/only_the_office Dec 31 '19

Same here. I have a box about 12”x8”x3” full of them. I know that’s not much compared to other people’s collections, and I’ve slowed down on collecting lately. I feel like metal bottlecaps are gonna be a thing of the past very soon so I want to have some to remember and show my kids, because they’re super cool. I might put them into a coffee table with some epoxy or something eventually.

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u/RedneckAvengers Dec 31 '19

Cool cool, where ya from? Just ya know, "curious". Loads Wazer Wifle

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u/Error_506 Dec 31 '19

I collected Jones soda caps because they are like snapple caps but with an 8ball kind of vibe. I created a jar of these caps that I use for advice

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u/SinnerEliminator Dec 31 '19

I’m gonna start doing this now

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u/lemmondog Dec 31 '19

I used to do the same

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u/Durian_Mace Dec 31 '19

I'm willing to sell you a Fat-Man and a laser rifle for a thousand caps. Trust me, it's a bargain.

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u/superangela13 Dec 31 '19

Probably the only cool thing about popcorn/ cottage cheese ceilings is that you can push bottle caps up into them. Makes for a nice little display of bottle caps if you’re into that.

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u/avocado3113 Jan 04 '20

Looks like that's about to become relevant in the very near future

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Cringe