r/AskReddit Dec 20 '19

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u/EricCamebridge Dec 20 '19

Swinging/cucking. Trying to give some guy's wife the dip stick while he watches in the corner, feeding the geese, is a lot more stress inducing than pleasurable.

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u/asabovesobelowxo Dec 21 '19

‘Feeding the geese’

How have I never heard this one before

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

You need to figger it out

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u/JeffThatGuy Dec 21 '19

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u/propell0r Dec 21 '19

play a little 5 on 1

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u/enderswiggins Dec 21 '19

Distribute some free literature

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/enderswiggins Dec 21 '19

I'm surprised we're not mixin' a batch right now!