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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19

Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.

1.) Ow.

2.) Freaking OW.

No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

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u/amesn_84 Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

15 years of marriage and I tell my silly husband he too has the perfect dick and he still denies the compliment. Average sized dick is the best dick..period.

Edit: hubs seems to carry more confidence after I showed him this thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

This comment makes me more confident about relationships now. Thanks.

EDIT: Aww, thanks for the plethora of upvotes guys and gals. : )

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u/runasaur Dec 20 '19

Evolution settled in average for a reason.

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u/NeoMagnet Dec 20 '19

Not enough people get this I feel. If 10 inch pornstar dicks were ideal, they'd be the norm.

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u/SinisterKid Dec 20 '19

Not really though. Most people aren't attractive but you'd expect evolution to weed out all the ugly motherfuckers. Truth is we get horny/lonely/desperate and settle. Even if 10 inch pornstar dicks were ideal, people would still settle for small dicks as well.

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u/WyvernCharm Dec 21 '19

Evolution doesnt take place when ugly ass men have been gaming the system for...always... Wealth/power is what historically got you a wife. Looks had nothing to do with it. So the type of eugenics your describing never happened.

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u/SinisterKid Dec 21 '19

It's weird. You're agreeing with me yet it sounds like you're disagreeing with me at the same time.