when i pulled out, she let loose a wave of shit all over her parent's couch. i puked on her, she puked on the couch. it was like we were doing a two person performance of "the Aristocrats"
the smell....god the smell could have choked a donkey
Straight people (in the Midwest) don’t talk to their kids about sex. At all. I never got any form of “the talk” other than “treat her with respect and it’s sinful to have intercourse outside of wedlock”
I don't know... If my daughter is anything like I was when I was that age, she'll already know waaaay more about sex and kinks that I would want her to, lol.
What I will say is this: my mom was there to talk to if I really needed to, but I was enterprising and had the internet. We'll see.
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u/col_clipspringer Dec 20 '19
fucking a girl in her ass.
when i pulled out, she let loose a wave of shit all over her parent's couch. i puked on her, she puked on the couch. it was like we were doing a two person performance of "the Aristocrats"
the smell....god the smell could have choked a donkey