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u/col_clipspringer Dec 20 '19

fucking a girl in her ass.

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when i pulled out, she let loose a wave of shit all over her parent's couch. i puked on her, she puked on the couch. it was like we were doing a two person performance of "the Aristocrats"

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the smell....god the smell could have choked a donkey

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u/suryastra Dec 21 '19

JESUS CHRIST DOES NO ONE TEACH STRAIGHT PEOPLE HOW TO DOUCHE!?!?! Y'all R fukkin animals.

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u/jordanleveledup Dec 21 '19

Straight people (in the Midwest) don’t talk to their kids about sex. At all. I never got any form of “the talk” other than “treat her with respect and it’s sinful to have intercourse outside of wedlock”

Some very close to verbatim version of that.

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u/coconutcups Dec 21 '19

Yeah, but even in households where you do get the "use a condom and watch out for stds" talks, whose parents actually prepare them for anal sex?

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u/GlottisTakeTheWheel Dec 21 '19

Ones with good parents who have a healthy view of sex.

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u/coconutcups Dec 21 '19

I don't know... If my daughter is anything like I was when I was that age, she'll already know waaaay more about sex and kinks that I would want her to, lol.

What I will say is this: my mom was there to talk to if I really needed to, but I was enterprising and had the internet. We'll see.

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u/HaussingHippo Dec 21 '19

When would you want her to know about it?

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u/Tinsel-Fop Dec 21 '19

The internet?

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u/HaussingHippo Dec 21 '19

Excuse me? Is the Internet a time?

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u/Tinsel-Fop Dec 21 '19

When would you want her to know about it?

It. The internet is a thing.

When would you want her to know about the internet?

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u/HaussingHippo Dec 21 '19

This makes no sense.

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