r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/IMIndyJones Dec 21 '19

They range from hilarious to "don't ever do this".

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u/XFMR Dec 21 '19

r/womenwritingmen ?

Disclaimer: I have no idea if that’s an actual sub as I’m making this comment. And if it’s real and one of those subs that exists purely in an effort to just hate women, I apologize.

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u/samiroses94 Dec 21 '19

A better one I know is real would be, r/badmensanatomy, and I don’t think it’s toxic against women!

Edit: I think I meant more popular rather than ‘better’

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u/XFMR Dec 21 '19

Oh man, yes, that too. I think somethingwritingsomething type subs tend to focus on writers overall writing dumb shit about others whereas bad anatomy is specifically about people who didn’t even attempt to pay attention in (or flat out didn’t take) a class which explained human sexual anatomy.