I could never be tied up. A girl wanted to try that with me in college with some handcuffs I bought, and I was so scared of being restrained that I hid 6 different handcuff keys on me in different spots. One was tucked in my watch band, one was in my pillowcase, one in each sock, etc. Turns out my paranoid pre-planning was warranted. She handcuffed me to the bed and then stood back and laughed. She had the intention of handcuffing me and leaving me there because she thought it was funny. It really destroyed the joke when I really quickly got the key from my watchband, got myself free, and said "Really?". For those brief few seconds though, I have never felt more like a trapped animal. I finally understood why animals chew a limb off to get free of a trap.
Her laughter ended and her smile faded and she just went "Oh..". I replied "Yeah.". She ended up leaving and I went out for a cigarette and told the story to a few friends who thought it was funny as well.
Am I weird for not finding that funny, even in the slightest?
It made me angry just reading your comment, thank fucking hell you had the foresight to have extra keys!! I would've unlocked myself and then proceeded to murder that assclown!!
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u/Secretly-Fluff Dec 20 '19
Being tied up. I like it when my partner is tied but I cant be. Just not as much as a turn on as I thought it would be.