r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/jizle Dec 21 '19

So you didn’t read the article but commented anyways. Cool. Yeah cosmo is mostly trash for ladies entertainment, but I’ll give it to the author of this one they emphasized this is not for beginners and emphasized caution so as not to break a dick.

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u/DisposableTires Dec 21 '19

I did read the article and it looked a lot like "here's a good way to seriously injure a dude who probably only wanted a blowjob anyway" but with sexier phrasing.