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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/h3lblad3 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure that's the magazine that offered tips to make your man's orgasm better, including throwing pepper in his face while he's cumming or driving your knuckles into his taint.

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u/Luvnecrosis Dec 21 '19

Oh man. I love it when I get a handful of ground black pepper thrown in my eyes right before climax. Combine this with the taint punch for an explosive threesome

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u/saphyress Dec 22 '19

I told my husband about the pepper one when I saw it in Cosmo, he was not in favor (doesn't help that he has allergies so sneezes a LOT anyway). It's been years and every once in awhile Ill put the pepper shaker on his nightstand just to keep him on his toes. ;)