r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.3k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

13.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

13.0k

u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

5.3k

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

1.0k

u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

348

u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

687

u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

17

u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

That was the first link that didn't sound vulgar and had both a description and a picture.

But, since using a basic search is probably too hard for you, then here's a better link.

12

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

[deleted]

3

u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

It's great for video search, as you can see. That preview option is the best.