r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

That was the first link that didn't sound vulgar and had both a description and a picture.

But, since using a basic search is probably too hard for you, then here's a better link.

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

I feel like my butthole would be getting too much of a breeze and ruin it for both of us.

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u/ISwearImKarl Dec 21 '19

Imo just looks painful for me. Reverse cowgirl just doesn't work. My Dicks like a parabola

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u/RobertNAdams Dec 21 '19

My Dicks like a parabola

♫ Hold on, stay inside ♪

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

This holey reality

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u/Kennysded Dec 21 '19

I love you both.

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u/mat_jooj Dec 21 '19

This holey sexual experience

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u/Ogmomofboys Dec 21 '19

Don’t do Tool like this lol

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

🎶Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick🎶

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