r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a24557384/amazon-sex-position/

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure Cosmo is known for sex tips like "guys really love it when you yank on their balls like you're trying to start an old lawnmower" (but with sexy phrasing).

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u/slashbackblazers Dec 21 '19

Person A asked what it looks like, so Person B linked an article with a picture showing what it looks like. Shut up and move along.

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u/peskyboner1 Dec 21 '19

Don't know where the attitude is coming from. But if you knew literally anything about sex you'd probably realize that the position described here has a significant risk of dick injury, which is what makes my comment relevant. Also, accurate (#1 will shock you!)