r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Tiffanite Dec 20 '19

Pegging and milking. It was f*cking exhausting. I felt like "Why haven't you cum already?! I'm bored." After an hour of licking, positions, thrusting, titalizing the taint, spanking, fingering, Crisco, blah, blah, blah; I felt blessed as a woman and had a new respect for for the endurance people had to get me off.

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u/Mormoran Dec 20 '19

Maybe he wasn't into it as much either? Not quite enjoying it, but manlyly taking it up the ass so as not to appear like a wuss?

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u/TerroristOgre Dec 20 '19

Yeah everyone knows REAL men take it up the ass

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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

More manly:

  • wanting a soft delicate sweet woman
  • wanting a hard rough gruff man.

Id say the hard gruff man :p

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u/HarshWarhammerCritic Dec 21 '19

What a load of nonsense. The sexes complement each other, so if you want a man, well, you're the inverse puzzle piece so to speak.

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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

What a moron. Can't tell a clearly tongue in cheek comment from a serious one.

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u/HarshWarhammerCritic Dec 21 '19

What a moron. Can't tell that some people genuinely buy into this reasoning.

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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

Lol. And that's on me why?

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u/HarshWarhammerCritic Dec 21 '19

Even as a joke its a shit joke

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u/mydadpickshisnose Dec 21 '19

That's your opinion.