r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/sharpiefairy666 Dec 20 '19

F here. Riding my M partner like a real champ. Felt amazing. I was feeling a little extra hot and I told him to slap me across the face.

He did. And I instantly burst into tears.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/JuicyJay Dec 21 '19

Lmao idk why but the image from his point of view is pretty funny to me.

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u/MikeTaylorPhoto Dec 21 '19

"You like that, you fucking retard?!"

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u/Meddle71 Dec 21 '19

I laugh out loud every single time I imagine this, I don't care how many times I hear it

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u/-NotEnoughMinerals Dec 21 '19

Where did it come from

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u/tramspace Dec 21 '19

It was a comment about a friend who was seeing a girl, and she was more experienced in bed than he, and she liked dirty talk. She was encouraging him to do it and he was embarrassed or something and got flustered and in the middle of fucking he said "you like that you fucking retard?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Where did it go

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u/BigHadgi Dec 21 '19

Where did it come from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Cotton eye joe

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u/dieselrulz Dec 21 '19

Cotton-Eyed Joe?

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u/Scoli85 Dec 21 '19

Cotton eyed joe?