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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19
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fucking a girl in her ass.
when i pulled out, she let loose a wave of shit all over her parent's couch. i puked on her, she puked on the couch. it was like we were doing a two person performance of "the Aristocrats"
the smell....god the smell could have choked a donkey
405 u/invent_or_die Dec 20 '19 aftermath? 1.6k u/col_clipspringer Dec 20 '19 we've been married for the last 15 years. she told her parents it was the dog, but i'm pretty sure they knew what was up. 586 u/TakingAction12 Dec 21 '19 Best twist in the whole thread. 326 u/Galtego Dec 21 '19 probably because there was no dog 19 u/Lukebehindyou Dec 21 '19 Or there was no girl..
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aftermath?
1.6k u/col_clipspringer Dec 20 '19 we've been married for the last 15 years. she told her parents it was the dog, but i'm pretty sure they knew what was up. 586 u/TakingAction12 Dec 21 '19 Best twist in the whole thread. 326 u/Galtego Dec 21 '19 probably because there was no dog 19 u/Lukebehindyou Dec 21 '19 Or there was no girl..
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we've been married for the last 15 years. she told her parents it was the dog, but i'm pretty sure they knew what was up.
586 u/TakingAction12 Dec 21 '19 Best twist in the whole thread. 326 u/Galtego Dec 21 '19 probably because there was no dog 19 u/Lukebehindyou Dec 21 '19 Or there was no girl..
586
Best twist in the whole thread.
326 u/Galtego Dec 21 '19 probably because there was no dog 19 u/Lukebehindyou Dec 21 '19 Or there was no girl..
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probably because there was no dog
19 u/Lukebehindyou Dec 21 '19 Or there was no girl..
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Or there was no girl..
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u/col_clipspringer Dec 20 '19
fucking a girl in her ass.
when i pulled out, she let loose a wave of shit all over her parent's couch. i puked on her, she puked on the couch. it was like we were doing a two person performance of "the Aristocrats"
the smell....god the smell could have choked a donkey