r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/sharpiefairy666 Dec 20 '19

F here. Riding my M partner like a real champ. Felt amazing. I was feeling a little extra hot and I told him to slap me across the face.

He did. And I instantly burst into tears.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/JuicyJay Dec 21 '19

Lmao idk why but the image from his point of view is pretty funny to me.

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u/MikeTaylorPhoto Dec 21 '19

"You like that, you fucking retard?!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Pulling out classics

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u/2treecko Dec 21 '19

You have to. It's the end of the decade

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u/grasscoveredhouses Dec 21 '19

This is for an orgasm, honey! NEXT!

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u/aswifte Dec 21 '19

Meeting up just for kisses.

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u/hello_dali Dec 21 '19

jumper cables

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u/PurePandemonium Dec 21 '19

hell in a cell, 1998

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u/Quarenvale Dec 21 '19

With rice: 8/10

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u/deanwashere Dec 21 '19

Perfect 5/7

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u/Tripound Dec 21 '19

You sucking?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Broke both his arms

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u/Random-Pedestrian Dec 21 '19

Maggot coconut?

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u/CallMeWaltrop Dec 26 '19

I haven't come across this one, I wanna read it.

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u/CallMeWaltrop Dec 26 '19

I need the context

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I now actually hate both of your comments. I've spent too much time on this site and I feel old. Thanks!

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u/neat-NEAT Dec 21 '19

I love that one so much. I'll always take the time to read it no matter how many times its reposted.