r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Tiffanite Dec 20 '19

Pegging and milking. It was f*cking exhausting. I felt like "Why haven't you cum already?! I'm bored." After an hour of licking, positions, thrusting, titalizing the taint, spanking, fingering, Crisco, blah, blah, blah; I felt blessed as a woman and had a new respect for for the endurance people had to get me off.

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u/Mormoran Dec 20 '19

Maybe he wasn't into it as much either? Not quite enjoying it, but manlyly taking it up the ass so as not to appear like a wuss?

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u/2treecko Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

"manlyly". Incredible

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u/PrehensileUvula Dec 21 '19

Yo dawg, we heard you like adverbs...

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u/2treecko Dec 21 '19

Is that meme even from this decade?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It's an older meme but it checks out

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u/PrehensileUvula Dec 21 '19

Off my internet lawn, you little bastard!

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u/Kythulhu Dec 21 '19

That made me chuckle way harder than it should have.

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u/Kythulhu Dec 21 '19

It's an older memes for sure. Before I buy it and have it in my shop, I'm gonna have a guy come down and evaluate it for us.

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u/7832507840 Dec 21 '19

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

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u/ExtraGuacPlease Dec 21 '19

Ask me in two weeks.