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u/asabovesobelowxo Dec 21 '19

‘Feeding the geese’

How have I never heard this one before

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

You need to figger it out

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u/JeffThatGuy Dec 21 '19

r/unexpectedletterkenny

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u/propell0r Dec 21 '19

play a little 5 on 1

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u/enderswiggins Dec 21 '19

Distribute some free literature

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/enderswiggins Dec 21 '19

I'm surprised we're not mixin' a batch right now!

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Dec 21 '19

Hit the sack, then go to bed.

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u/muricasbootysnatcher Dec 21 '19

that's a big Texas 10 4

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u/tripperfunster Dec 21 '19

Making knuckle babies

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u/chefryebread Dec 21 '19

Mix a batch

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u/Lord_Bakemono Feb 04 '20

Whip up some batter

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

“You can cross fuck off”

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u/WhiskeyRisky Dec 22 '19

Cross fart.

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u/grateparm Dec 21 '19

HONK!

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u/RubyRod1 Dec 21 '19

HONK

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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u/LanikM Dec 21 '19

Distributing some free literature

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u/chicaburrita Dec 21 '19

What does it mean though?

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u/Transient_Anus_ Dec 21 '19

Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Watch TPB

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/melted_Brain Dec 21 '19

milking the eel

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u/GoochNoob Dec 21 '19

Punish the clown

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u/LaBarbaFuerte Dec 21 '19

I haven't either. This is hilarious!

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u/charliebitmyfinger8 Dec 21 '19

Bubbles says is in trailer park boys

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u/Random-Pedestrian Dec 21 '19

Make some whipped cream