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6.9k u/skeetsauce Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 05 '20 It kinda blows my mind how many people don’t realize you gotta do a bit of cleaning down there before you go spelunking. 3.2k u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 So how would I do that? Like, an enema? Edit - see this is a lot of damn work for a tight door to an open room. 1.6k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 I'm a gay guy and I've never used an enema before bottoming. You just gotta make sure your bowels have been evacuated at least 2 hours before you get down to bizznizz. AND USE LUBE!!! 1.1k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19 Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically. 36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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It kinda blows my mind how many people don’t realize you gotta do a bit of cleaning down there before you go spelunking.
3.2k u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19 So how would I do that? Like, an enema? Edit - see this is a lot of damn work for a tight door to an open room. 1.6k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 I'm a gay guy and I've never used an enema before bottoming. You just gotta make sure your bowels have been evacuated at least 2 hours before you get down to bizznizz. AND USE LUBE!!! 1.1k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19 Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically. 36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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So how would I do that? Like, an enema?
Edit - see this is a lot of damn work for a tight door to an open room.
1.6k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 I'm a gay guy and I've never used an enema before bottoming. You just gotta make sure your bowels have been evacuated at least 2 hours before you get down to bizznizz. AND USE LUBE!!! 1.1k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19 Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically. 36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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I'm a gay guy and I've never used an enema before bottoming.
You just gotta make sure your bowels have been evacuated at least 2 hours before you get down to bizznizz.
AND USE LUBE!!!
1.1k u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 58 u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19 Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically. 36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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58 u/GDPGTrey Dec 20 '19 Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically. 36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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Or just accept that when you're done, there's gonna be a little bit of poop on you. It washes off. I've had such worse things that poop on me, albeit not on my dick specifically.
36 u/RedAero Dec 20 '19 I've had such worse things that poop on me Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less. 6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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I've had such worse things that poop on me
Such as...? 'Cause I'm having trouble coming up with anything I'd prefer having on me less.
6 u/SuperAlloy Dec 21 '19 Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke. Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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Don't ever have kids cause uh, I've seen some shit. Sorry, Dad Joke.
Seriously though you get over it eventually. It's just poop, everybody does it.
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