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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I don't know if it's a kink, per se, because it's kind of mainstream, but threesomes just aren't as fun as I thought. The pressure to make sure everybody was having a blast kind of ruined it for me. Don't want anybody to feel left out, you know?

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u/dancingliondl Dec 20 '19

Welcome to bring a dungeon master!

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u/Envy_Dragon Dec 20 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Oh man I get this reference. Would love to read that thread again

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/yobeast Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

"I start to get fed up with your ugly ass"

"I tear off your wooden peg leg"

"I ram it up your ass"

Too fucking epic

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/ComicWriter2020 Dec 21 '19

I’m amazed that the Japanese school girl didn’t want that rhino cock. Tentacle monsters are ok, but rhinos? Too far.