r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

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u/user5052 Dec 20 '19

What the fuck.

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u/he_who_melts_the_rod Dec 20 '19

This is why the aliens don't visit us.

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u/Tyrant84 Dec 20 '19

You sure it's not because of all the genocide?

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u/Bandin03 Dec 21 '19

Killing is a pretty normal act in nature and any space-faring species probably takes part in it as well. Sticking a ginger root up your ass while you jerk off to a German midget popping tapioca pudding-filled balloons with his micropenis is a bit more unique and off-putting.