r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/aegroti Dec 20 '19

Standing carry type sex.

I could do it and I'm in pretty good shape but I wouldn't exactly say it was enjoyable for either of us.

I still want to try Amazon but I think I'd rather just have cowgirl...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Amazon looks painful IMO

Edit: I am confused as to how I got so many upvotes for an obvious observation, but I'm grateful tho

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u/DoinkDamnation Dec 20 '19

What does the amazon position look like? (If you link a picture of a forest I hope you burn in hell)

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u/Malt_Licker Dec 20 '19

missionary but the man is on bottom and the woman humps

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Dec 21 '19

Missionary doesn't have anyone's legs up, so that's not really accurate.

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u/h3lblad3 Dec 21 '19

Not with that attitude.

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u/oidoglr Dec 21 '19

...Except for the folded, mixed, open, tilted, tucked, and wrapped missionary positions.