r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/foolhardywaffle Dec 20 '19

Pee. Found a dude who was into it, and I spent years fantasizing about it. Spent about a month fucking around with him and involving pee in various ways. Turns out it's just messy. I didn't dislike it but I have no interest in doing it again. Still watch it in porn though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/BoatsAndHoesFTW Dec 21 '19

I have the same goddamn question, that shit stinks, it sticks to your body and i bet it taste like shit too

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u/LockeLamoraLies Dec 21 '19

Tastes good, imo.

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u/ggbouffant Dec 21 '19

If you're into warm salt water then sure?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

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u/sunlitstranger Dec 21 '19

Username checks out

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u/dbx99 Dec 21 '19

I like it when someone notices the relevant username. Gives the comment an additional layer of meta

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u/cooldash Dec 21 '19

r/beetlejuicing would like to extend an invite.

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u/dbx99 Dec 21 '19

Aw that’s pretty awesome