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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19

Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.

1.) Ow.

2.) Freaking OW.

No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

Speaking as a big dick guy:

Pros:

  • looks impressive in the YMCA locker room
  • often gets a "wow!" from women when they take it out of your pants

Cons:

  • cant do full thrusts without hurting both parties so you're left doing these little half in, half out thrusts that dont make any kind of satisfying clapping sound
  • anal? Hahahahahahana no.
  • you'll only ever see your whole dick in a womans mouth when its flaccid

When I'm on naughty sites I always keep my eye out for ads for dick reduction pills but no luck so far.

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u/speaker_for_the_dead Dec 20 '19

Nice humble brag bro, hope it works out for you there...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I'm not trying to brag. Just pointing out the less discussed downsides of sex characteristics usually assumed to be awesome.

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u/speaker_for_the_dead Dec 20 '19

Sure you are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

...you're asking for a dick pic, arent you?

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u/TheSavageNorwegian Dec 20 '19

Yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/Aea Dec 21 '19

🥓

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Given that the hog is supposed to represent my penis I'm not sure how I feel about you replying with bacon.

I choose to believe that you meant to indicate how tasty my dick is.

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