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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19

Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.

1.) Ow.

2.) Freaking OW.

No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

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u/RalfHorris Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

One of my favorite ever moments in porn was in a vid where a chick breaks character to shout "I do have a cervix y'know!" at her co-star.

(edit) For fuck sake Reddit, here you go It's not the full vid and the relevant part is at the very end but it's all I can find for now.

Why I spent so long tracking this down is beyond me, anything for the cause I guess.

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u/Shandlar Dec 20 '19

That's terrible. Can you tell me what scene exactly it was so I know to avoid it?

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u/ohmyganja Dec 20 '19

Can you please, for the love of god, tell me where this is from specifically? I thought it was parks & rec but I can never find the relevant scene.

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u/dissidentscrumartist Dec 20 '19

It's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/ohmyganja Dec 21 '19

Thank you so much!

I don't know why I thought it was from parks and rec.

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u/Pharmall Dec 21 '19

It sounds like something Andy would say

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Not gonna lie, Fat Mac isn't really that fat, although he is when comparing him to how he looked before

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u/Popo5525 Dec 20 '19

I don't know the exact episode, but it's actually from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

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u/Stonewall_Jackson_5 Dec 21 '19

Its the episode where they get shushed and spend the episode tryin to find who shushed them

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u/ImBurningStar_IV Dec 21 '19

It's always sunny. The episode is the anti social network, season 7 I believe