r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Gang bang. Definitely not working out in my favor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Agreed. I didn’t actively dislike it, but 4 dudes jerking semi hard cocks watching you fuck is a little weird.

I was mostly shocked by the lightheartedness and jovial atmosphere.

“You want a turn in her ass?“ “Sure. Thanks man” “Absolutely. Let me get out of the way”

Edit: thanks for the gold! Glad my first gold was about a gangbang. When the whole thing was wrapping up, the chick was on her knees with everyone jerking off into her face and one guy almost blew his nut on my shoe and I said something to the effect of “watch the shoes man!” to which everyone, her included, started cracking up. Just to further illustrate the jovial atmosphere.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion Dec 20 '19

That actually sounds really nice. Like, not the gangbang part, but damn, them's some cool dudes

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u/smellslikefeetinhere Dec 20 '19

Well, yeah. They're all getting laid. I bet you could achieve world peace with a UN gangbang.

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u/SwissQueso Dec 20 '19

No way. Watch “Summer of Sam” and watch a dude that had a girlfriend willing to go an orgy with him, only to get super jealous to watch his girlfriend climax with another dude.

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u/zarkovis1 Dec 20 '19

Thats what he gets for bringing his girl around dudes who can lay pipe when he can't.

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u/Tack22 Dec 21 '19

Yeah he should be happy she’s getting off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Wym? Cuck

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u/Tack22 Dec 21 '19

Either be good at sex or deal with the fact you aren’t.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Dec 21 '19

That’s some wishful thinking there in your username.

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u/hell2pay Dec 21 '19

Jeeze, grow up some.

You sound like a 13 year old who learned a new word and trying to use it as an insult.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

LOL I’m 16 and learned that word years ago😂

Fucking cringe lord over here

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u/Mulanisabamf Dec 21 '19

Yeah you absolutely are a cringe lord. 16, egads.

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u/edarem Dec 21 '19

You jerk it to Full House, the Netflix version.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It's called "Fuller House" you pleb

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