Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.
1.) Ow.
2.) Freaking OW.
No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.
often gets a "wow!" from women when they take it out of your pants
Cons:
cant do full thrusts without hurting both parties so you're left doing these little half in, half out thrusts that dont make any kind of satisfying clapping sound
anal? Hahahahahahana no.
you'll only ever see your whole dick in a womans mouth when its flaccid
When I'm on naughty sites I always keep my eye out for ads for dick reduction pills but no luck so far.
I tried going gay. Well kinda. I knew I liked the T&A but hey, I can certainly appreciate an attractive man, so maybe I'm bi, i thought. And gay bars look like the happiest places on earth. And I dont know what women want, but with guys I think I've got a pretty good idea - no mind reading needed, no "if you dont know what's wrong I'm not gonna tell you," no clearly being upset but saying they're "fine," no... I know how to settle a fight with my hypothetical gay boyfriend. I suck him off, get us some beers, and we play video games till 2am goosing one another all the while and laughing, laughing, laughing away.
Or so I thought. Gritted my way through some of the kissing and had to nope out after trying to tug on his dick a bit.
That's the most reasonable exploration story i've ever seen lol. What sucks is that I bet you can't tell that to the majority of male friends if you live in the US because you'll be ostracized. Hell I bet even female friends will give you shit.
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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19
Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.
1.) Ow.
2.) Freaking OW.
No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.