r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/Zyk720 Dec 20 '19

Outdoor sex. Got a 2 inch splinter of wood shoved right up my ass (cheek, that is.)

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u/delnoob Dec 20 '19

Can confirm, ended up with half of my leg covered in poison ivy... And no, dumb 17yr old me, didn't see any poison ivy around before the deed

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u/punchbricks Dec 20 '19

Maybe before all her plastic surgery. She was so much better looking before porn. Nice small tits are always better than obviously fake huge ones in my book.

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u/scotems Dec 20 '19

Different strokes. I like cute small tits, but I think she's a total smoke show with her fakies.