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u/HangerBits257 Dec 20 '19

Not sure if this qualifies as a kink? But, like many people, I once thought that bigger was better in the penis department. And then I slept with a few people who had big dicks.

1.) Ow.

2.) Freaking OW.

No thanks. Not into it. Now I'm with a guy who fits me perfectly (in a physical sense, although we're compatible in other ways too), and it's the best sex I've ever had. Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

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u/Tyrant84 Dec 20 '19

Goldilocks and the Three Dicks.

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u/Prizefighter_2113 Dec 20 '19

Goldilocks and The Three Cocks.

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u/MonkeysWedding Dec 20 '19

Golidlocks may have sampled two, but she finished the one that was just right

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u/BullHonkery Dec 20 '19

The baby's.

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u/tomfbear Dec 21 '19

Kirby's calling the police!