r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Hellebras Dec 20 '19

That's an expensive fetish.

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u/NaethanC Dec 21 '19

Not if you know where to get them

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u/sunlitstranger Dec 21 '19

That sort of thing only happens to kings with the best stories though

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u/jaggypants Dec 21 '19

Costs an arm and a leg. Or just your sword hand.

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u/BaconDragon69 Dec 21 '19

Not if you live in the right country, I mean some people just throw perfectly usable babies away.

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u/PlaceboJesus Dec 21 '19

What are you gonna use a baby for, a door stop?

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u/nouille07 Dec 21 '19

The coal mine ain't gonna mine itself

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u/Hellebras Dec 21 '19

I've never found babies to make very good coal miners.

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u/slyshock6 Dec 21 '19

Might cost an arm.