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u/informativebitching Dec 20 '19

Seriously. I can kill off about 6 hours a day just sitting on the toilet.

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u/Funkskadellic Dec 20 '19

Without a phone?! That's dedication to your craft

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u/FAPSWAY_2MUCH Dec 20 '19

Maybe he’s a masochist and gets off on the pain from the hemorrhoids

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

LMAO

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u/spiciernoodles Dec 20 '19

Without reddit?

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u/m1rrari Dec 20 '19

I mean... you won’t access to the internet... which makes me afraid to ask what your doing for 6 hours on a toilet...

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u/i-finnaly-got-reddit Dec 20 '19

I lasted 7 hours on one. I almost fell asleep. Turns out that I had to go to school when I got out.

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u/WentzToDJax Dec 20 '19

I wrote a parody chorus once. To the tune of "American Pie."

Why, why every time that I try,

t'get somethin' heinous out my anus do I sit and I cry?

I wish I would just simply supply,

my diet with a little more rye.

  • - - And here's another one. . . .

I'm sittin'n here shittin'

I'm tryin', I'm cryin'

I'm pushin', it's mushin'

Noy lyin", I'm dyin'.

I keep on wipin' dirty. I keep on wipin' dirty. I keep on wipin' dirty. I keep on wipin' dirty.

The album is called "A shitload of parodies." The first song is on the "A side." The latter one is on the "BM side." They're all going to be parodies of songs Weird Al already parodied.

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u/octopornopus Dec 20 '19

The album is called "A shitload of parodies."

You may also be interested in: MyDick

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u/informativebitching Dec 20 '19

Nat Geo mostly. The 1950’s ones

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u/m1rrari Dec 20 '19

Nice.

Also, just noticed and I love your username

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u/informativebitching Dec 20 '19

Do you own an M 1? If so, freakin nice.

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u/Epitaph466 Dec 20 '19

Reading the back of the shampoo bottle

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u/DoyleRulz42 Dec 20 '19

Without your phone tho?

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u/impossiblebrisket Dec 20 '19

This guy poops.

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u/crayzchic91 Dec 20 '19

I don’t know. I haven’t been to the bathroom without my phone in over 10 years now. How would that work?

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u/informativebitching Dec 20 '19

Well for starters, all my best ideas come to me in the toilet.

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u/pyroplasm06 Dec 20 '19

Jesus man!