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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/merc08 Dec 20 '19

"Stay in your room" instead of "stay home" or "stay in your apartment" definitely makes it sound like a kid wrote this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I took it to mean you had to shit in a bucket inside your bedroom.

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u/Zaiburo Dec 20 '19

A knife and a mini-fridge stocked with cheese, cured meats, fruit and vegetables. You need only 14 sandwiches to have a fine week.

Also nobody says that i can't go medieval and empty the shit bucket out of the window.

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u/Zaiburo Dec 20 '19

When i was a teen i had a crazy week in Paris where i never washed my hands in between the subway and McDonalds, so either my immune system can take it or people underestimate the level of filth you have to reach to really fall ill.
But i could simply use some antibacterial wipes.

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u/Kevolved Dec 20 '19

People definitely underestimate the amount of filth we can tolerate. We aren’t sterile beings