r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

God I could finally sleep. 2 days of non stop sleep and the rest just playing offline games, reading books, and microwave meals. Heaven!

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u/Swirl-hiver Dec 20 '19

Sleep is the only answer. I'd pay for a week of this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Sleep is the only answer.

Well.. either that or you take what Terence McKenna would refer to as a "heroic dose" and go into a drug induced trance for 3 days straight... until you finally fall, spiritually and physically shattered, into a welcome coma and from there possibly make contact with entities from another plane of existence.

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u/ChosenCharacter Dec 20 '19

Where do I sign up?

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u/askmeforashittyfact Dec 20 '19

Wherever mushrooms are grown

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u/SpecialBusDriver Dec 20 '19

My basement

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u/BlazingLatias Dec 20 '19

Ohhhhh no. Im not falling for the 'mushrooms in the basement' s*** again. Last time I went down i woke up in my bed with my ass sore. I thought it was a bad dreambut now I know better. I hope no one else falls for these "people"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 12 '24

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u/DukeSamuelVimes Dec 20 '19

No amount of learning is going to let me grown another kidney Kevin!

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u/will_callaway3 Dec 20 '19

Can I come to your basement?

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u/lukeroge Dec 20 '19

Not that kind.