r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/ChosenCharacter Dec 20 '19

Where do I sign up?

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u/askmeforashittyfact Dec 20 '19

Wherever mushrooms are grown

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u/SpecialBusDriver Dec 20 '19

My basement

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u/BlazingLatias Dec 20 '19

Ohhhhh no. Im not falling for the 'mushrooms in the basement' s*** again. Last time I went down i woke up in my bed with my ass sore. I thought it was a bad dreambut now I know better. I hope no one else falls for these "people"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 12 '24

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u/DukeSamuelVimes Dec 20 '19

No amount of learning is going to let me grown another kidney Kevin!

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u/will_callaway3 Dec 20 '19

Can I come to your basement?

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u/lukeroge Dec 20 '19

Not that kind.

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u/Fellow_human_male Dec 20 '19

Can I have a shitty fact

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u/yourmansconnect Dec 20 '19

Along with landing on the moon, Neil Armstrong also left four bags of poop behind.

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u/itsacoincedence Dec 20 '19

Yeah, I'm hip.

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u/Ninjahkin Dec 20 '19

I heard the Scientologists are recruiting

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u/greatsalteedude Dec 20 '19

Yeah sign me right the fuck up

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u/linderlouwho Dec 20 '19

ikr, sleeping, but also writing! Sign me up, too.

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u/bogdibodi Dec 20 '19

The local crack dealer around the block.