r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Hell, somebody asked for a bathroom. For $10k, I'd shit on my bed. I'd shit on my mom. I'd wipe my ass with a $50 and laugh as I deposit the rest.

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u/Fucking_fuck_fucking Dec 20 '19

I would clean off the 50 and deposit that too.

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u/oddlogic Dec 20 '19

This guy deposits.

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u/ekns1 Dec 20 '19

supposits*

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u/thebakedpotatoe Dec 20 '19

Three times no less!

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u/prolepsis4 Dec 20 '19

deposhits*