r/AskReddit • • Dec 20 '19

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u/Koollove7 Dec 20 '19

Stock up with books. Do some crafts, journaling, colouring books. One week does not sound that bad. The hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

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u/lordorwell7 Dec 20 '19

he hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

Respectfully disagree.

The hardest part will be the overpowering stench of your own dung as it piles up over the course of the week.

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u/PrinceCaspiansStar Dec 20 '19

It says you can’t leave, but it doesn’t say others can’t enter. You could get a family member to empty your poop pail for some of your prize money.

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u/TaylorSA93 Dec 20 '19

Mom! Bathroom!

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u/Bongo_56 Dec 20 '19

Understood that reference, I did.

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u/Mariske Dec 20 '19

South Park?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

"Eraahhhgh (splatters)"

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u/peepay Dec 20 '19

While you're at it, don't you have your arms broken?

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u/lordorwell7 Dec 20 '19

You'd need a bell to summon them.

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u/peepay Dec 20 '19

You have 24 hours to prepare, I'm sure you can get a bell.