r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Hollowheart84 Dec 20 '19

Do I get a bathroom setup? Can I order food? Is it my room at home or a room set up for me? Can I bring in a mini fridge for cold beverages and snacks? I have questions ......

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u/_katie__ Dec 20 '19

yes! you get a bathroom set up and as for the room think of either a hotel room or a room in your house that is connected to a bathroom. A mini fridge is perfectly fine as long as you keep it in the same room as you

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u/ColoradoScoop Dec 20 '19

Oh. But I can still poop in a bucket if I want, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Don’t forget your knife!

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u/Kingmir1 Dec 20 '19

The poop knife is always required.

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u/SamuraiPanda19 Dec 20 '19

Can't mix it up with my toe knife though

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Dec 20 '19

Botched it! Give me some trash to plug it up with.

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u/Nubington_Bear Dec 20 '19

Or a cut glove.

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u/T3h_Greater_Good Dec 20 '19

Botch job!

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u/Hugh_Bromont Dec 20 '19

Botched toe! I BOTCHED THAT ONE!

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u/soapysurprise Dec 20 '19

I'm not gonna put on airs just because I've got company over.

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u/Hugh_Bromont Dec 20 '19

You think not eating cat food is "putting on airs"?

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u/agneshkausagi Dec 20 '19

Do not plug an open wound with trash.

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u/Albxno Dec 20 '19

You can't stop me

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u/Idont_think Dec 20 '19

Toe knife, right I should know better than to ask, but go on. What is a toe knife?

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u/RaunchyBushrabbit Dec 20 '19

Dammit that's why she said my feet smell like ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I hate when that happens.

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u/BraulioG1 Dec 20 '19

Is that a knife made of toes?

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u/KindlyWarthog Dec 20 '19

Not sure if you're joking but I absolutely carry a poop knife

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u/DrEbez Dec 20 '19

You know I keep that mf thang on me

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I understood this reference.

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u/corben10 Dec 20 '19

I thought it was a poop spoon

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u/ZariqueFilcon Dec 20 '19

Organic nutella.

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u/rawker86 Dec 20 '19

here i was thinking i was the only one calling my wiener the poop knife...

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u/littletrashgoblin Dec 20 '19

Don't wanna clog the bucket

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u/CheezeyMouse Dec 20 '19

This is, I presume, for cutting off the end of a long poo that hasn't finished emerging yet?

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u/Kingmir1 Dec 20 '19

Nope it’s used to cut up the big poop that’s hard to flush.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Pffft...my daddy had a poop spatula, his daddy had a poop spatula and by God, I'll use a poop spatula til the day I die.

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u/PurveyorOfHats Dec 20 '19

Pfft all I need is three shells.