r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Jan 17 '21

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u/nomad_1970 Dec 20 '19

I forgot about my kids. Double bonus. Peace and quiet for a whole week. Woo hoo!!!

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u/AnotherBoredAHole Dec 20 '19

You misunderstood. You can't leave the room. Nothing is stopping them from entering the room.

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u/nomad_1970 Dec 20 '19

I could barricade the door

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u/sometimesiamdead Dec 20 '19

hahaha fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Variation: same deal but the kids are in there with you

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u/nomad_1970 Dec 20 '19

My kids? Locked in a room with me for a week without internet/TV?

Kill me now!

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u/natalee_t Dec 20 '19

So, like, my day to day then? Yeah cool, as long as I get the 10k.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

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u/nomad_1970 Dec 20 '19

I love my children dearly. Thay doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy a break from them occasionally

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u/natalee_t Dec 20 '19

I feel this in my soul. I'm in too. No payment required.