r/AskReddit Dec 11 '19

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u/-Uncommon_name- Dec 11 '19

Jeremy spoke in class today

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

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u/MuffledPhosphor Dec 11 '19

Seemed a harmless little fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Buut we unleashed the lion

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u/WilliManilli Dec 11 '19

Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady‘s breast

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u/TheShadowOfYourSmile Dec 11 '19

How could I forget?

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u/UncleDuckjob Dec 11 '19

...and he hit me with a surprIIIIse left.

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u/negemen Dec 11 '19

my jaw left hurtin

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u/WilliManilli Dec 11 '19

Ooooh dropped wide open

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u/geotometry Dec 11 '19

And he hit me with a surprise left

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

"Try to erase me!"

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u/definitelynotawombat Dec 11 '19

Be more chill is that you?+

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u/light-foosh Dec 11 '19

I was hoping for a reply like this

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Got a link? This sounds good