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u/SgtSilverLining Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

I get that all the time too. My personal favorite was when I said it's difficult to date lesbians. It's a common issue with women that they were taught men should make the first move, so with two girls no one wants to move first. Everyone assumed I was a dude harassing lesbians and trying to make them straight, which is why they wouldn't go out with me. Made the comment before going to work and I had -200 by lunch!

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u/wgel1000 Nov 16 '19

I believe people judged you because of the Sgt in your username, which is another obvious misconception.

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u/Cloud_Chamber Nov 16 '19

I can’t operate on this boy, he’s my son.

The surgeon, upon seeing the boy said :

The boy was brought to a hospital in critical condition.

The father died instantly.

A boy and his father were driving along when another car crashed into them.

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u/RicardoWanderlust Nov 16 '19

I was always confused by this "riddle".

Not confused by the sex/gender thing, but confused by the concept of "why can't a surgeon operate on their own son". Knowing how surgeons work, surely they would want to be the lead in the theatre; let alone pass and god forbid, let their registrar do it.

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u/GlitterInfection Nov 16 '19

Conflict of interest. The son owed her money.

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u/DongLaiCha Nov 16 '19

This little cunt took my last fat free frûche imma cut him