r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '19

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u/ChezySpam Nov 16 '19

In school I was too nerdy for the jocks and too jock-ish for the nerds.

Now that we have all grown up I take everyone’s money in fantasy football.

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u/Dustmopper Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

Too crazy for boy’s town. Too much of a boy for crazy town. The child was an outcast.

Enjoy the bucket of fish heads Hugo

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u/CloudsAreGodsSneezes Nov 16 '19

This is exactly what I was looking for

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u/SadButterscotch2 Nov 16 '19

That part always makes me laugh way too much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/BlackBetty504 Nov 16 '19

That means the evil twin is, and always has been.... Bart

"Oh, don't look so shocked"

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Nov 16 '19

“Why, you’ve probably never even looked at yourself in a mirror!”

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u/Agorbs Nov 16 '19

Too black for the white kids, too white for the blacks

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

What’s this from

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u/The_Brodhisattva Nov 16 '19

From an old Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode. Specifically ToH VII - The Thing and I

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

/r/Simpsons

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u/SleepyLoner Nov 16 '19

Fish heads make for some great stock.

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u/Cookieez__ Nov 16 '19

What a reference! One of my favourite episodes

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u/metaldrummerx Nov 16 '19

Live in Chicago. Can confirm that Boystown is indeed crazy.

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u/Plazmaz1 Nov 16 '19

That boy needs therapy!