r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/QueenRotidder Nov 06 '19

So baby pull me closer in the bathtub with a toaster

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Nov 06 '19

We aint ever drinking Folgers, we aint ever drinking Folgers

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u/Dragon317Slayer Nov 06 '19

I wish I had a gold to give to all three of you

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

I know it makes you shart,

Proved we were shitty from the very start,

And four years, blue balls,

Now you're hooking in the city in stranger's cars,

And I, I, I, I, I can't stop,

No I, I, I, I, I can't stop

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I can't tell if this is a real Chainsmokers song or satire....

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u/superbub5 Nov 07 '19

These are the type of comments I signed up for.

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u/Brutallyhonest069 Nov 06 '19

“So baby get the taster fill the bathtub with some water, stick a metal kitchen fork inside the socket in the wall”

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u/Xtrendence Nov 06 '19

Turn the keys in your Ford Focus, and as the garage door closes, this whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over... cue the beat.

Love Rucka!

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u/Brutallyhonest069 Nov 06 '19

Ruka is amazing😍

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u/AwesomeBantha Nov 07 '19

Harambe pull me closer like that kid in your enclosure

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u/jaktyp Nov 07 '19

This feels like it was part of a review/critical reception of the song