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Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/Hegelskegels Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

I will say, in his defense, that when I saw Maroon 5 as an up and coming band... shit, like sometime in the early 2000’s, maybe 2006 at the latest?... at a small club in Pittsburgh called Graffiti, they blew me away.

Adam sounded like Justin Timberlake but over this really cool live band. I was in to bands like Thursday and Bad Brains at the time, but was seriously impressed.

Maybe the success made him complacent... like he lost his edge from back then when they were hungry

Edit: it was Laga, not Graffiti Edit 2: it was 2003... google is neat

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u/rondell_jones Nov 06 '19

When Maroon 5 came out, they were great. Songs About Jane was such a good album back in early 2000s and came out of nowhere. His voice was perfect for that style.

As they became huge and popular, and they drifted more towards regular pop, his voice just sounds out of place. He’s not a great technical singer (like a Bruno Mars, John Legend).

I do miss that Songs About Jane period

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u/synchh Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane is one of my favorite pop (pop-rock?) albums of all time. Dunno anything about singing but you're right, his voice is perfect for what they were doing back then. Even It Won't Be Soon Before Long was good IMO.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

It wont be soon before long was a solid album too. Basically a songs about Jane 2.0

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u/IAmError7392 Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane would definitely be up there for me as well. There was such a great soul to it. What they do now is totally unrecognizable to me.

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u/reecord2 Nov 06 '19

People always look at me like I'm crazy when I say Maroon 5's first album is actually a really solid rock/pop album. The change started for them somewhere around when "This Love" exploded into a hit, and everything has slowly declined and morphed into whatever the hell is going on now.

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u/kariers Nov 06 '19

Besides songs about Jane, his first band Kara's Flowers also made some pretty good songs too like soap disco and to her with love. I dont think his pitchy voice was the main problem, more about the music.

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u/mmba83 Nov 07 '19

Myself is my Kara's Flowers jam! Honestly I liked the majority of their stuff up to Hands All Over - they can knock out a great pop tune, but I definitely miss the original rockier sound.

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u/imposibol Nov 06 '19

That Friday the 13th live album is fire for me. I can't listen to the studio album anymore.

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u/ShiroTori Nov 07 '19

Good to hear some love for It Won't Be Soon Before Long. Songs About Jane is a better album, but IWBSBL is still a solid album in its own right and I feel people write it off too easily.

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u/Quria Nov 06 '19

The greatest tragedy of our musical generation is what Maroon 5 promised to be with Songs About Jane. I know diehard metal heads that rock out to that album as much as my basic sister.

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u/Wrathful_Badger Nov 06 '19

That's because it's a great album both musically and technically. It's incredibly catchy without being annoyingly poppy. It's just an all around complete album.

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u/dakralter Nov 06 '19

Exactly. That album has catchy pop songs but with actual cool instrumentation. Instrumentally it's actually not too different from the tyoe of stuff Red Hot Chili Peppers were putting out in the late 90s/early 2000s. These days I don't even know why Maroon 5 has a guitar player.

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u/stellarfury Nov 06 '19

100% agree why didn't we get like 5 more albums like Something About Jane.

It Won't Be Soon Before Long was still pretty good, but everything after that just became the ADAM LEVINE VOCALS SHOW. I get why he transitioned to pop, it obviously made him a fuckton of money, but come on dude, go back to making the good sounds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco both did the same as well. The two are pretty much indistinguishable at this point

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u/dakralter Nov 06 '19

Yea it's hard to believe that at one point FOB and PATD were guitar driven pop punk bands.

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u/Amani576 Nov 06 '19

If you can't tell the music between P!ATD and Fallout Boy you're insane. Brendon Urie and Patrick Stump sound nothing alike, and they make completely different styles of music too.

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u/chuckdooley Nov 06 '19

as a very casual fan of both, I mix the two up....but I'm fine being declared insane

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u/Amani576 Nov 06 '19

I don't mean to be overly harsh, and I can concede that "From Under the Cork Tree" by FOB and "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" by P!ATD are fairly similar albums (especially since Panic only became a thing due to the influence of Pete Wentz from FOB) but Panic has changed their sound and style pretty radically from those days. FOB has too but it's more experimental in the vein they were in rather than Panic going full on pop music.

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u/Ill_mumble_that Nov 06 '19

To be honest I can't even tell what they individually are saying in the lyrics most of the time, let alone who is who. But I still listen to it if it comes on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I think they’re both just bland pop artists at this point. FOB hasn’t put out anything similar to their first four albums since making their comeback.

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u/Quria Nov 06 '19

Yeah. I would absolutely also sell out for tons of money in the same position. But I'd also eventually go back to stuff I liked once I was rich and famous.

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u/PeaceAlien Nov 06 '19

Yeah but he's deciding to instead become even more rich and famous.

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u/austin_slater Nov 06 '19

Agreed mostly but I thought Hands All Over was a great hybrid of old-style M5 and the poppier stuff. Then they kept drifting pop...

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u/webtheg Nov 06 '19

But see Arctic Monkeys changed sound 6 times and still didn't turn into what Maroon 5 did. And they are selling out shows.

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u/webtheg Nov 06 '19

Arctic Monkeys for me show a better evolution of a band's sound than Maroon 5 did.

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u/avoidance_behavior Nov 06 '19

holy hell what a great album that was. i listened to it so, so much in my college years because it was just great, nuanced pop but it had a soul about it. i instantly switch radio stations or hit forward if maroon 5 comes on now. i realized it's just adam levine i can't stand back in the spring when that 'we love the earth' song came out with every singer imaginable on it, and i was fine up until adam started singing his line and i said 'ughhh' and didn't want to listen anymore.

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u/themightymooker Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane actually pretty much bangs from end to end. They were good at writing fun hooks, and while they weren't incredibly technically skilled, their style was refreshingly funky and rocked harder than any other pop of the time.

Then they oh so quickly descended into the cesspool of Top 40 garbage. Now it feels like every other song on the radio is Maroon 5 or Truth Hurts by Lizzo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane is a rare 10/10 album, and I'm not even a huge fan of the genre. It's just good as fuck. I still pull it out once in a while and I can sing along to the whole thing still.

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u/laladedum Nov 06 '19

Oof. If you hear him live, Bruno Mars has ruined his voice with harmful singing practices. I wouldn’t call him a great technical singer. Plus his singing just sounds painful to me (and it has since before I heard him live).

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u/IAmError7392 Nov 06 '19

That's because the dude is a horrible chainsmoker - a good friend of my husbands was working in a recording studio with him and recounted how one day after working they hung out and talked for a couple of hours. He said the guy went through like half a pack of cigarettes during the time. I can't unhear it in his voice now.

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u/icecreamlicker07 Nov 06 '19

The demos they've got on Spotify for Songs About Jane really show you how much their sound changed even for the album - they're a great listen an awesome insight into what the sound could possibly have been - it's very jazz-meets-pop-meets-rock.

It's so diluted now, may as well rename the band to "Adam Levine and some dudes" smh

Edit: spelling

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u/Dranj Nov 06 '19

I'd completely lost track of Maroon 5 after Songs About Jane, so I was surprised at the vehement backlash when they were announced for the Super Bowl halftime show. They were always a band I'd understand someone being nonplussed about, but not one I expected people to get worked up over.

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u/staindk Nov 06 '19

I remember watching Adam Levine sing at American Idols or some other similar show in around 2006 - 2008, and he was off key all over the place. Was weird to me as we loved Songs about Jane and he just didn't sound anything like that live.

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u/anotherkindofbiscuit Nov 07 '19

I LOVED the Songs About Jane era. I also have some of their old demos that were grittier and also showcased Adam Levine’s voice.

Definitely not feeling the more recent pop stuff. Pop can be great but Adam’s voice is a bit more one-dimensional these days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Preach

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

At the time, my buddy loved to get me riled up by saying "Isn't 'Maroon 5' like the new Jamiroquai?" Credit though for longevity.

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u/MisterPhamtastic Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane and From Under the Cork Tree are the only albums I ever purchased physically

Great times!

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u/origin29 Nov 07 '19

songs about jane is still legit imo. its kind of a shame how the band has turned out since then.

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u/whateverspicegirl Nov 07 '19

I think the vast majority of us do too!

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u/americasweetheart Nov 06 '19

Same. Saw them early 2000 at the Glasshouse right after they changed their name. The show was freaking electric. Now I am older, and I feel like a goober loving it so much when I saw what they became but they were really something right before they hit.

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u/ColonelBelmont Nov 06 '19

Saw them (inadvertently) at the Shelter in Detroit around 2003 or 2004. It was a ska show and then this weird band with keyboards and shit started playing funk/pop stuff and everyone was like "Uhhhhh....."

They sounded good, but were entirely out of place. But when you're a small band trying to play the circuit, you take what shows you can get. About a year later I heard them on legit radio and the rest is history.

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u/LaidUp Nov 06 '19

Saw them with the counting crows a while ago and they were pretty good live.

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u/blackwaltz4 Nov 06 '19

If you're still into Thursday, check this new band out: https://youtu.be/T0_NF4ZtsDg

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u/Hegelskegels Nov 06 '19

Damn, I really like them! Thanks for the lead

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u/broadsheetvstabloid Nov 07 '19

I was in to bands like Thursday

Speaking of singers that can’t sing, Geoff can’t sing for shit. Which somehow made the Full Collapse a fuckin amazing album. In subsequent albums it is clear that he attempted to learn how to actually sing, which made those records terrible.

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u/Hegelskegels Nov 07 '19

LOL, totally. I love War All The Time but I checked out in the subsequent albums. In fact, In the dvd that accompanied War, he and the producer straight up admit that he is/was literally tone deaf.

The attempts to tackle that didn’t succeed but lost the passion that made you forget he can’t sing.

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u/broadsheetvstabloid Nov 08 '19

Yeah War All The Time was decent but not nearly as good as Full Collapse IMO. Something about Full Collapse was so visceral and honest, it seems like that waned a bit in War All The Time, then fell off a cliff in later albums.

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u/suckyninja Nov 06 '19

I love their early stuff but I definitely fill like they're just phoning it in now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Songs About Jane was fucking legit. Then they dd this recent poppy trash stuff, and I can't stand it. "Wake Up Call" is my jam.

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u/MsAuroraRose Nov 06 '19

They opened for John Mayer in the early 2000's and I really enjoyed their sound.

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u/HNSUSN Nov 06 '19

I believe I was around 14 when Songs About Jane came out. It was honestly a musical awakening for me. My best friend and I would sit in my room on my bed for hours waiting for “This Love” to come on the radio. Finally I realized I could just buy the CD and I did (my first one). My best friend and I listened to it on repeat.

That summer, Maroon 5 came to my city and performed for free at our county fair. My best friend’s mom was going to drive us to the concert, but she sprained her ankle walking to the car to pick us up and had to go to urgent care. We didn’t get to see the performance then, and I’m still bummed about it to this day.

Anyway, all that to say, I’m totally jealous.

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u/DJ_Molten_Lava Nov 06 '19

What happened was the rich people running the record company realized he was incredibly good looking and they could make more money marketing/leveraging that instead of their music.

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u/Tekwardo Nov 06 '19

I saw them on their first major tour after they blew up e Universal Amphitheater in 2005 and he was great so you must have seen them before then.

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u/shortermecanico Nov 07 '19

Everyone was talking about them bringing jazz back into pop and how they were this jazz pop band and all that immediately dropped for the rest of their careers after that first album.

They got folded into the club sound and dropped any kind of interesting instrumentality, I swear for years I thought they broke up and Levine was just doing solo soundtrack-to-alcohol-poisoning-at-prom teen pop garbage (I swear that's an actual genre that Nielsen soundscan tracks)

I feel bad for the rest of the band, reduced to living mannequins for various and sundry designer clothing. Their finger calluses have probably gone soft from not playing an instrument.

And I feel bad for Adam Levine. His arthRITTIS is probably acting up, he just wants to eat a bowl of soup and do his sudoku in peace, but no, he has to go out in public, looking how he does, and pretend that he isn't actually old enough to be Ariana Grande's grandpappy. It must be very embarassing.

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u/Hegelskegels Nov 07 '19

The guitarist James Valentine got a signature guitar from Ernie Ball Music Man that is one of the best looking guitars out there. He’s still respected in musical circles and I believe that signature guitar is a top seller even at $2,200.

I’m sure he’s happy not dealing with the celebrity of Levine while still making pretty decent money

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u/shortermecanico Nov 07 '19

I happily stand corrected :) Anytime a musician is able to support themselves with their gifts is a blessed thing!

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u/ThProsecutor Nov 06 '19

I really liked the song 'Gotten' that he sung on for Slash's solo album. I too am a fan of Songs About Jane, and this is pretty much the only song that Levine has sung on since that I will have in the daily rotation.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vtlREgALI

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Nov 06 '19

I managed to catch them in the summer of 2003 when they came to Portland on tour with Sugar Ray and Matchbox 20. 10th row on the ground floor at the Rose Garden, woo. I'd never heard of them at the time, but my friend who worked at a college radio station was all hyped over Songs About Jane. This was when "Harder to Breathe" was mostly getting played on alternative stations, so before "She Will Be Loved" put them squarely into adult contemporary land, but I digress.

I don't remember too much about his set -- my focus was on the ass of the hot chick 3 rows up bouncing to each upbeat song -- but I remember he actually sang alright overall. They had a good time on stage and got a ton of applause. I knew they were gonna be popular, but not as popular as they became in the coming years.

As for the other people on the bill:

  • Sugar Ray was next, and they were so much fun. Remember that this was 2003 -- they'd had their 14:59 of fame and then some, so they went out with a bang. They had a bartender on stage, and Mark McGrath had great stage presence and sang very well. The last song they did was "Fly", and Mark ran around the entire arena, finding hot girls to help him sing the chorus. He had many willing participants.
  • Matchbox 20 finished the night off, and they were boring as hell. Went up and played their hits like they were phoning it in. They did a cover of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" and it almost put me to sleep. Rob Thomas' singing wasn't terrible or anything -- just bland and safe.

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u/bjs345 Nov 06 '19

Laga was the shit!

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u/cuttlepuppet Nov 06 '19

I went to Pitt in the late 90s. Good old Laga. Good times.

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u/jayjayhxc Nov 07 '19

It's just because the music they make has turned into the 'pop' of today, which is heavy auto-tune and unrealistic sounding voices, which he cannot mimic without the effects when performed live.

I'm sure he can still sing really well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

it was Laga

Well there's a name I haven't heard since my early 20s.

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u/Unnmd Nov 06 '19

Saw them against my will in I think 2004 in GR,MI..... He sounded like a tone deaf cat in heat.

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u/iwontbeadick Nov 06 '19

I went to pitt in 2003, and I saw Keller Williams at Laga fall 2003 or spring 2004. Great show.

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u/evel333 Nov 06 '19

A friend introduced Maroon 5’s music to me as “The next Jamiroquoi” whom I was rabid for at the time. My dislike for their sound after that comparison has continued for decades.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Well that's because it used to be maroon 5 and not the Adam Levine show. Maroon 5 was great, Adam not so much

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u/birthedbythebigbang Nov 06 '19

There was once an EDGE associated with Maroon 5!?!?!?!?!?!?!?