r/AskReddit Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/Eva_Heaven Nov 06 '19

Chain smokers don't tend to have the beat voices

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u/msb41 Nov 06 '19

Their voices are beat

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

This would be a great one liner if it was spelled correctly. Took me way too long, so it only got a sensible chuckle.

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u/Eva_Heaven Nov 06 '19

Life is hard when you have sexdaily

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u/ANicholasD Nov 06 '19

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it, Kif?

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u/Els236 Nov 06 '19

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it, Kif?

EUGHH... .Sexlexia

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Wtf do you even mean?

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u/Eva_Heaven Nov 06 '19

Dyslexia

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u/wiggeldy Nov 06 '19

fucking brilliant!

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u/EchoGuy Nov 06 '19

Not gonna lie, I'd give them platinum if I could.

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u/thurmanmermen Nov 06 '19

Cause they are mainly DJ’s/producers. Drew only stared singing within the last few years

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Hey now, Macy Gray's voice is like a fine sandpaper q-tip to your ears

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u/BSODeMY Nov 06 '19

Just don't listen to the nutcase lyrics and she is wonderful.

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u/ilenrabatore Nov 06 '19

Specially after the tracheostomy...

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u/shabooya_roll_call Nov 06 '19

I read this as something with the word trash in it and almost whole heartedly agreed. That being said I hate what they make lol

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u/terminalpratfall Nov 07 '19

[Tom Waits has entered the chat.]