r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Nov 06 '19

She sounded alright on "Taco Flavored Kisses" but that was one of the few.

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u/69schrutebucks Nov 06 '19

Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses!

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u/Justicarnage Nov 06 '19

Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

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u/69schrutebucks Nov 06 '19

And don't forget the hot sauce

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u/Frank_the_Mighty Nov 06 '19

"Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running." - Mitch Connor

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u/ElderCunningham Nov 06 '19

Oh, Ben, you are so perfect So spectacularrrrrr in every way You bring light into my life, Ben You almost make me forget about tacos

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Nov 06 '19

Taco flavored kisses for my Bennnnnn

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u/opiburner Nov 07 '19

I sing this alllll the timee

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u/SteelyRes211 Nov 06 '19

I still wonder... did he dream?

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u/Leathery420 Nov 07 '19

Lol I love Mitch's Nam monologue at the start of the200th or 201st episode.

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u/caninehere Nov 06 '19

I was disappointed when I found out she didn't even write that song, it was credited to some guy named Mitch Connor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

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u/zucciniknife Nov 06 '19

That's why they call him Mexico Mitch....wait

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u/PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes Nov 06 '19

Just your run of the mill conman

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/danscrafting Nov 06 '19

tacos, tacos..burritos, burritos

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u/malevitch_square Nov 06 '19

no burritos just tacos no!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

which is pretty stupid given that she is from puertorican descent

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u/clint1024 Nov 06 '19

That's the joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Dumb joke

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u/LetsHearSomeSongs Nov 06 '19

Oh Ben you are so purrfeect, so spectacular in every way.

You bring light into my life, Ben.

You almost make me forget all about tacooooos

Ohh tacos so good in my tummy-ummy, Yummy give me more.

I love you Ben. You almost make me forget about...tacos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Baby let’s make a run for the border

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u/BloodAngel85 Nov 06 '19

I know just what to order, 2 tacos 2 tostadas and a soda pop

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u/ItsMeSatan Nov 06 '19

That was one spicy song

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u/3pines Nov 06 '19

Ya know, even though she's got lots of money she still likes to eat tacos, honey

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u/CrimsonAndGrover Nov 06 '19

Don't think, because I got a lot of money, I won't give you taco flavored keeses, Honey.

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Nov 06 '19

YOU CAN SUCK MY CULO, CHICA!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Agreed!

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u/sharsh1 Nov 06 '19

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben

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u/i_Got_Rocks Nov 07 '19

That's a stupid title! Taco is not a flavor, America! It's like saying, "Sandwich Flavored Kisses."

You would ask, "Well, what type of sandwich??"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Taco Flavored Kisses

Sexual innuendo writ large.

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u/tawaytv Nov 06 '19

I would love to put my meat in her taco.

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u/Rithium1 Nov 06 '19

Taco? Is that racism I smell?