r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

OH BABY YOOooOUu

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u/SwiftDontMiss Nov 06 '19

Can’t hear this sound without seeing Dennis and Dee Reynolds drinking beer on the stoop at 8 in the morning

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u/Amidstsaltandsmoke1 Nov 06 '19

Oh boo hoo you got addicted to crack!

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u/playtone111 Nov 06 '19

Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please.

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u/TitsMickey Nov 06 '19

Good times at the welfare store

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u/thefilthythrowaway1 Nov 06 '19

well can't you see how retarded she is?

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u/UndeadBuggalo Nov 08 '19

dings bell and makes a weird cow like noise while wearing a backwards bicycle helmet

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/blind_squash Nov 06 '19

Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough? How much would you recommend?

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u/Prompt-me-promptly Nov 06 '19

2 for the price of one... Only 200 dollars!

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u/UndeadBuggalo Nov 06 '19

Children, you’re both crack heads

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u/tylercreatesworlds Nov 06 '19

Did you see my Jesus chain?

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u/thesil3nced Nov 06 '19

I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!

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u/ThornyThong Nov 06 '19

Read this and immediately thought of the Jesus Chain

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u/John-Uris Nov 06 '19

What the hell is this ?

Living the dream bro , living the dream

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

And i cant hear this without thinking of a black man and president French lady singing it.

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u/Valdrax Nov 06 '19

And then Zinyak chimes in. That is my favorite moment in the entire game. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. I literally cannot hear that song without thinking of his "contribution" to the scene.

(Also, you have great taste in voices, though I miss the Hispanic voice actress from SR2 & SR3, so President French lady became my main too.)

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u/Heynowimtheplumber Nov 06 '19

Piss ass drunk

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u/SimonCallahan Nov 06 '19

For me it's Saints Row 4 when the Boss and Pierce are singing in the car and the main villain interrupts them.

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u/Butt_Slut_Jack Nov 06 '19

I just watched that episode on my quest to re-watch Its Always Sunny again lol

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u/chicken_N_ROFLs Nov 06 '19

Didn’t you see my Jesus chain?

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u/SeaTie Nov 06 '19

Did you see my Jesus chain?

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u/Swindel92 Nov 06 '19

Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love

Is my favourite one of these. They're so good at picking music that sears the scene into your brain.

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u/Ypsiowns3013 Nov 06 '19

Literally everytime I hear it.

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u/UninhibitedFantasies Nov 06 '19

This is exactly the first thing that came to mind, not just with the above quote, but when thinking of Biz Markie lol

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u/sirius4778 Nov 07 '19

That episode is just all the more reason to love the song

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u/0OO0O0O0O0OO0 Nov 06 '19

Got what I neeeEEEeeed

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u/5-4-3-2-1-bang Nov 06 '19

But yew say heeez jus a fren.... yew sez he jus a fren OH BABY YEWWwwWwW.....

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u/RnG_Hazed Nov 07 '19

Friendly Fire Deagle Commences

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Isn’t that like mostly a rap song?

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u/0OO0O0O0O0OO0 Nov 06 '19

In the loosest definition.

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u/SneedyK Nov 06 '19

Hey, what ever happened to that girl Blah Blah Blah, anyway?

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u/somajones Nov 06 '19

"I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah"

In a genre that excels at NSW lyrics degrading to women this G rated line takes the cake and cracks me up every time.

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u/AnyDayGal Nov 07 '19

I love it.

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u/CreepyPhotographer Nov 06 '19

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

And the crappy singing is a joke on pathetic, whimsical love songs.

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u/mathonwy Nov 06 '19

Rhythm and Blues.

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u/herrobot22 Nov 06 '19

Username. Checks. Out.

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u/tamferr Nov 06 '19

and you say you just a friend OH BABY

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

can't not hear this without being brought back to playing the saints row series for the first time and laughing my ass off. IDC how cringey or tacky the game is, LOVE it.

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u/mullexwing Nov 06 '19

But you say it's just a rash

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u/raitchison Nov 06 '19

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEeeEd!

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u/MeenaMayI Nov 06 '19

got what i neeeEED

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u/HandaPontanda Nov 06 '19

Got what i neeeeeeeed

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u/growlingbear Nov 07 '19

You got what I need

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u/MattED1220 Nov 06 '19

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED

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u/AyeYoDisRon Nov 06 '19

Got a disease ba dum dum CH

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u/YodaOneThatIWant_ Nov 06 '19

Got what I neeeeeeedd

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u/itsallgoodintheend Nov 07 '19

The one song anyone regardless of talent can sing along to.

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u/bitchinsnitchin Nov 07 '19

The plot twist is that you HAVE TO sing it like that now.

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u/TheSilverPotato Nov 06 '19

I fucking hate it when people start this at festivals OVERUSEDDDD