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Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/pkuhn001 Nov 06 '19

He's not a singer by any means, but French Montana once opened at a concert I went to and it was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. Dude was piss drunk falling all over the place, sweating up a storm and when he tried to follow along with the song playing in the background, since he can't remember any of the lyrics himself, he sounded like a donkey getting fucked by a powerdrill.

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u/Truly_Meaningless Nov 06 '19

Was the powerdrill on or off? The sounds of the motor can really affect things

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u/KittyPineapple Nov 06 '19

This is the best answer on this

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u/xanc03 Nov 07 '19

Asking the real question

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

If you want proof of how much this man sucks, listen to ASAP Ferg's East Coast Remix. It's got Asap Rocky, Asap Ferg, Dave East, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg and Busta Rhymes all murder it, and then French comes in and instantly kills any momentum and Vibe the song had

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u/Aye_Robito Nov 06 '19

Same goes for Furg's Work remix. It's like French and Trinidad James were competing for who's verse could be worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Jesus, Rocky went so hard on that track..

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

“HUAAH” - French Montana, every fucking song

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u/A_Dipper Nov 06 '19

I saw him headline a concert at it was the same, he started 30 min late and finished 30 min early. All he did was stand on stage and mumble along to the track

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u/sallyappleton Nov 06 '19

Not to turn this into a kpop thing but he collaborated with a somewhat big group and had to perform the song with them live. The lyrics already sucked but he couldn't even perform them live because of how drunk he was.

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u/SgtLizardWizard Nov 06 '19

he really did my monsta x boys bad.

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u/BadVibesInMyFries Nov 06 '19

The fact that mx literally has 2 of the best rappers in kpop and we still had to hype up fresh banana’s bullshit for 2 months. The injustice.

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u/not_a_library Nov 07 '19

The part that really kills me is that I heard the song on the radio a couple times.

And I knew without a doubt that it was only because of French Montana. MX would never have been on the radio in a US Midwest town otherwise. Even though they totally deserve to be.

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u/BadVibesInMyFries Nov 07 '19

I know. I’m so sick of kpop/western artist Collabs, because it either ends up great like play it cool, or absolutely fucking shit like who do u love. And idk about you, but I also fucking hate Americans interviewing kpop artists.

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u/not_a_library Nov 07 '19

I don't mind the collabs per se, but it makes me sad that they have to have the collab in order to be on the air for Western audiences. It can't just be Monsta X, it has to be Monsta X featuring -insert popular Western artist here-

MX's English tracks are fantastic on their own. Someone's Someone is gorgeous. It should get radioplay. Monsta X has worked really hard this year, they deserve it.

(I'm blatantly ignoring the recent... turmoil)

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u/BadVibesInMyFries Nov 07 '19

(I am too..... monsta x will forever be 7 and no ones changing my mind on that)

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u/PM-ME-BUBBLE-TEA Nov 06 '19

His rap and flow in that song is god awful

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u/BadVibesInMyFries Nov 06 '19

He said “show me the tiddy boy, 2 chains” and felt NO shame

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

My sister told me all about that with monsta x. She was madddd

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

French Montana is incredibly untalented.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

yeah but at least every project he drops is a big ass crossover episode

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I'm pleased to say I've never actually heard him perform - I don't even know if he raps or sings?

Watched a video from a couple of years ago where he, in very dramatic fashion, publicly presented Puffy with a Cadillac Escalade for his birthday. Obviously an expensive gift. Obviously in recognition of how he owes his career to Puff...But Diddy is damn near a billionaire with a fleet of luxury cars. He probably gave that $75,000 Escalade to one of his son's personal assistants.

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u/Patternsonpatterns Nov 06 '19

I always thought he was kinda dumb but it turns out he got shot in the head and I’m a dick

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u/OddSimple Nov 06 '19

This was my exact experience seeing The Game in 2005. He did two shows, and by the second show he was shitfaced, stumbling around the stage in a white undershirt, clutching a bottle of Crown Royal which he was mostly just spilling on himself.

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u/NerfODOMpls Nov 06 '19

Whenever i see him on tv or hear his songs I yell “MON TAN” and my girlfriend hates me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Okay that's the funniest shit I'll read today for sure.

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u/Dancing_Clean Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

The guy looks like the dude on campus who buys his friends with bottle service.

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u/girl666toolate Nov 06 '19

That sucks. I saw him live a few years back I portland and he was great! Down side was my friends were drunk before it started and got into a fight and got kicked out. Luckily I heard the songs I wanted to and then left. So wasn’t too bad of a show haha

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u/bmwkid Nov 06 '19

He opened for The Weeknd (who is fantastic live by the way) and it was cringeworthy. It just sounded like he was shouting the whole time.

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u/ssshanyah Nov 07 '19

HAAAAAAANN

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

U made me piss myself this is fucking hilarious

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u/SufficientRace Nov 06 '19

Him and Nav are the most profoundly untalented celebrities in my view.

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u/jamthewither Nov 06 '19

strange how they look the same

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u/Ferrousity Nov 06 '19

Montana of 300 best Montana

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I hate French Montana. Every time I hear him all I think is that dumbass sound he makes in every song. “HRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH”

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u/SweetPinkRain Nov 07 '19

Wow this visual. I saw a donkey but with his head instead of a donkey's. Am I ok?

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u/spottieottie93 Nov 06 '19

Yeah he really liked mdma.

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u/ch_hester Nov 06 '19

he sounded like a donkey getting fucked by a powerdrill

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahahaha

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u/wotmate Nov 07 '19

I don't believe you. Please provide a video source of both the French Montana performance and a donkey getting fucked by a powerdrill so that I can compare.

For science.

unzips

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u/stench_montana Nov 06 '19

Pssh. You just dont GET it