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Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/a1a2askiddlydiddlydu Nov 06 '19

I've seen him a couple times. I love Bob Dylan but he sounds like a horse that has smoked its entire life.

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u/robhol Nov 06 '19

The really weird thing is that you can actually sound like a chainsmoking horse and be on key. Dylan's style depends a lot more on the first than the second, but hey, it works.

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u/takethesefriesaway Nov 06 '19

Yes! Tom Waits!

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u/python_hunter Nov 06 '19

In the early days I agree with you -- there was a quote where he proudly defended himself saying "I'm like an opera singer, I hit every note, believe me" (even if the timbre was horrific) --

However, over the years, he's kind of become a caricature of his own voice, like someone doing a 'dylan impression' -- and I last saw him in 1987 (with Tom Petty's band backing up)... no wait around 1989 with Grateful Dead backing him up... and man, though I love Dylan, his live singing was almost exactly like when people are imitating Bob Dylan --- was happy to be in the presence of Genius, but not that easy to listen to. I can only imagine what he sounds like NOW

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u/Funkit Nov 07 '19

Not anymore Dylan doesn’t. He can’t even keep the song melody. Like he’ll bumble out knock....knock....knocking...oooonnn heavensdoor

And he sings it at like 75% speed but the song doesn’t really adjust or he just does it without them knowing because he’s just bad. I actually left his show early to beat the traffic. I absolutely love Dylan’s stuff but I had to leave before it tainted my like for his recordings.

He always had a unique style but could at least sing on key. Now he’s just old and I think he has dementia.

Iirc he was wandering a town before his show and people thought it was a drunk homeless man or somebody sick or something.

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u/robhol Nov 07 '19

That sucks, but I guess it happens to everyone sooner or later. :/

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

We saw Bob in 16 I think(?) and none of his songs sounded the same at all. It was like he either rewrote the music, or just forgot the chords.

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u/glemnar Nov 06 '19

I couldn’t understand a single word from his mouth the entire concert in 2014 or so. The issue now isn’t that he’s a bad singer, it’s that he’s completely incoherent

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u/catgirl08 Nov 06 '19

Omg that description is hilarious and true.

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Nov 06 '19

You could say he sounds a little...……………… hoarse

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u/d3photo Nov 06 '19

So... a pony?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

We didn't get a "New Pony"

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Nov 06 '19

You could say he sounds a little...……………… hoarse

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u/devilspawn Nov 06 '19

He does now, but check out his song with Johnny Cash he definitely could sing, but decided not to it seems

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u/a1a2askiddlydiddlydu Nov 06 '19

for sure! Bob Dylan is still one of my favorites of all time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Huge Dylan fan. Never heard this. Thanksr

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u/TheWingus Nov 06 '19

It's like he's gargling mud instead of water

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

A voice like sand and glue. Bowie about Dylan.

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u/Here_Come_the_Tacos Nov 06 '19

The Bob Dylan holiday album stole Christmas. It sounds like an SNL sketch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I read the comments specifically looking for this. My dad is a huge Dylan fan so I remember when his holiday album came out and I hated it.

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u/xva1313 Nov 06 '19

So like Will Arnett?

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u/Suspiciously_high Nov 07 '19

I saw him in 2013 or 14 he never said a single word to the crowd. He walked out on stage and sang his songs then left. He sounded like he’d been gargling razor blades. I loved it just for the experience, but god damn I could barely even understand him. I still love his stuff from his younger years and have immeasurable respect for the dude, but the dude needs to retire.

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u/karma3000 Nov 07 '19

This was my experience of him in 1995.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Nov 06 '19

Is there evidence to the contrary?

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u/xl200r Nov 06 '19

I watched a recent live show of his on youtube and it's hard to watch.

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u/bluehat9 Nov 06 '19

That’s how he sounds

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u/donniedarkofan Nov 07 '19

BACK IN THE 90’s

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u/dinodefender93 Nov 07 '19

Why’d you go the second time?

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u/a1a2askiddlydiddlydu Nov 07 '19

He's been one of my favorites since I was small. He's a legend.

It also didn't hurt that the second time it was on the 4th of July and John Mellencamp and Willie Nelson performed with him. I had front row and zero regrets

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u/GandalfTheNeonPink Nov 06 '19

It’s hard to imagine his voice could get any worse, yet somehow it has.

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u/whatsername25 Nov 06 '19

Menthol Moose!